A Cabinet of Arseholes – Mug


UPDATED AGAIN 13TH NOVEMBER 2023! Based on the best-selling T-shirt design, you can now get the “Cabinet of Arseholes” on a Mug!

Also available as a Men’s T-shirt,  Women’s T-shirt and Facemask!

All mugs are printed on demand and ship in 3-5 working days.

Cabinet of Arseholes Mug 13th November 2023
A Cabinet of Arseholes – Mug


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Based on the best-selling T-shirt design, you can now get the “Cabinet of Arseholes” on a Mug!

Also available as a Men’s T-shirt,  Women’s T-shirt and Facemask!

About our Cabinet of Arseholes mugs

  • 11oz ceramic mug.
  • Glossy white finish.
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe.
  • May raise smile while drinking hot beverages

As with all our t-shirts and other products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like your new mug, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you using it? We love to see people enjoying a drink from these.

If you share a photo we’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also, please feel free to share this mug with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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Weight 0.15 kg

34 reviews for A Cabinet of Arseholes – Mug

  1. Kapil Juj (verified owner)

    Arseholes Mug (Latest Version)

    Have a few of these,, with the various names who have left, resigned etc. Great mugs, arrived quickly well packaged. Some of my old ones have been chipped/broken so keep replacing with the new lot. A great conversation piece, so have had to buy for friends too. Writing this on the day of another shuffle – possible my mug will be out of date by the weekend.

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  2. Richard

    Phew.. That was lucky!

    Well I bet you were pleased that KWARTANG didn’t feature in the latest arseholes mug 😁

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  3. Richard Menhinick (verified owner)

    I don't know how you do it!

    Given the rapidity of changes to the cabinet in these troubled (but entertaining times) I’m impressed that you keep up with the changes. It demonstrates the principal that wherever a cabinet member goes his arsehole is always behind him/her/them/it.

    I agree with Richard (May 11) that the design marks a snapshot in time, and is therefore far too important to be contaminated with hot beverages 😁

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  4. Gordon Shaw (verified owner)

    arseholes mug

    Arrived on time and packaged securely. Good quality mug and printing and really funny. Has caused a few comments already.

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  5. ray newman (verified owner)

    arseholes mug

    good humour,use it all the time,sum up how i feel about the leaders of the conservative party ,not necessarily the whole of them, good packaging ,arrived quickly .makes a talking point

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  6. Kevin Lockley (verified owner)


    Really funny ,great gift but a bit expensive !

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  7. Kaps (verified owner)

    A great mug, that accurately expresses my opinion on the idiots in charge. Arrived in a few day# after ordering, securely packaged. Used every day.

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  8. WILBER (verified owner)


    my son bought me this mug fir my birthday and i use it all the time to remind me of what a load of complete idiots are now controlling our lives
    thank you and keep up the criticism of this load of self seeking greasy pole climbers

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  9. Rod Braithwaite (verified owner)


    Sums up the state of the current governement!

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  10. SalfordJim (verified owner)


    Top quality product… at a great price… and it captures my current level of anger perfectly! Highly recommended!

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  11. Jackie (verified owner)

    Cabinet of Arseholes

    My sister will love this – it sums up the cabinet perfectly!

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  12. Hooky (verified owner)

    Not bad....

    Not bad, but loses a mark for the text being slightly wonky on my mug.

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  13. nick (verified owner)

    Cabinet of Arseholes

    I enjoyed giving this mug to and ardent Tory supporter !!!

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  14. Peter Sixsmith (verified owner)

    My brother will love it. His wife won’t. Shame.

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  15. Tony (verified owner)

    Simply brilliant (although over-generous to the cabinet!)

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  16. Digby Harman (verified owner)

    It’s the absolute pits, the Cabinet that is, not the mug which is great.
    Now I need the post-reshuffle version too.

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  17. Rosemary Taylor (verified owner)

    Made me laugh when I saw it online so bought 2 , one for a friend and one for my son. Arrived very quickly. Well packaged.

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  18. Sue Donnelly (verified owner)

    funny & accurate!

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  19. estelle pemberton

    good for zoom meetings!

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  20. Soo Venour

    Perfect mug for drinking my coffee as I read the latest government headlines, expresses my feelings on all of them although after the reshuffle maybe they need a new one? Liz Truss should surely be good for material!

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  21. Alan Coode (verified owner)

    Just reflecting my views as I sip tea wonderful

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  22. Laura Smith (verified owner)

    Great product. Quick delivery. Lots of laughter on opening

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  23. John Batchelor (verified owner)

    Hold a nice big brew and makes me smile.

    Vote the b*****ds out!

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  24. Paul Thomas (verified owner)

    Love the slogan love the mug in all ways.

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  25. Andy Whitby (verified owner)

    I seem to be in a minority as a teeny bit socialist amongst my contemporaries, so it’s nice to have something obvious that shows where my loyalties lie, or rather don’t lie… Plus it’s difficult not to be amused, even if you’re a fully paid up, Telegraph reading Tory, isn’t it?

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  26. Ian

    An amusing item which you can drink out. Came fast, securely packed and affordable unlike all the individuals mentioned on it.

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  27. Simon Langston (verified owner)

    Just as expected. No complaints. Good delivery. Good finish to the product. Nicely annoying the misguided among me at work 🙂

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  28. Carole Cilia (verified owner)

    Good packaging, swift service, nice big mug for lots of tea, says precisely what I think – what more could a girl want!

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  29. Francis (verified owner)

    Inspired product, good size/capacity, swift delivery, secure packaging, good price. What’s not to like? Look after it and it won’t come unstuck as fast as the bunch of orifices on the side… 🙂

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  30. Richard

    Very clever design, and probably collectable because it documents a very specific moment in history. Love ’em or hate ’em these Arseholes got the job done! 😁

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  31. IWD (verified owner)

    Not really sure how to review a mug. I liked the design and the price so I ordered it. It arrived quickly and the product matched the advertisement 100%. I have drunk tea from it, with complete satisfaction. The same is true for my wife and son-in-law. What more can I say?

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    • Richard

      Well, for someone who wasn’t really sure how to review a mug, we can only say you absolutely NAILED it! 🙂

  32. Moya Pope (verified owner)

    Great mug, cheers me up every time I see it. Childish I know but who cares.

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  33. Alison (verified owner)

    Arrived quickly and it is a good quality product

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  34. Ian Pyke (verified owner)

    Brilliant. excellent graphics and the statement is spot on. Useful for tea or coffee too!

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