* UPDATED * A Cabinet of Arseholes Women’s T-Shirt

Updated 15th September 2021! It’s become increasingly obvious that this government is run by another cabinet choc-full of arseholes. As you can clearly see on this Cabinet of Arseholes T-shirt!

The full size guide is below.  Also available in less-fitted unisex/men’s sizes here.

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Updated 15th September 2021! The government might still be considered relatively ‘new’, but it’s become increasingly obvious that this government is run by another cabinet choc-full of arseholes. As you can clearly see on this Cabinet of Arseholes T-shirt!  Also available in men’s/unisex sizes here.

About our ‘Cabinet of Arseholes’ T-shirts

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the word ‘arseholes’ running through the names of the current cabinet in a distressed/worn effect.

  • Single jersey.
  • Set-in sleeve.
  • 1×1 rib at neck collar.
  • Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
  • Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 155 gsm.

If you’re not sure on which size is right for you, please check the size guide.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, you can get in touch so we can arrange a replacement or a refund. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it and we’ll send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification, or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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3 reviews for * UPDATED * A Cabinet of Arseholes Women’s T-Shirt

  1. Helen Farmiloe (verified owner)

    Great little tee shirt

    I got the pink one. Its true to size and good quality material. Very happy with my purchase although Kwasi was out of a job two days later so now treating as a government bingo card.

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  2. Soo Venour

    True to size and good quality

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  3. Elaine Williams (verified owner)

    Love it. Feel like a right menopausal badass in it. I bought the ladies large which is a bit more snug than I normally like so maybe should have got a looser men’s fitting or just gone larger but I’m sure the lockdown weight will be dropping off me any time now.

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All of our mens shirts follow standard sizing measurements. With width being across the chest, armpit to armpit, and the length being from the back collar to the hem. For full chest size, simply double the width for an approximate value. The majority of our shirts will have a Euro-style fit to them, this equates to them being slightly less billowing than a US-style shirt. While the majority will not notice a difference, people on the border between two sizes may feel more comfortable in the larger version. Due to the fact that we use organic natural fabrics, these can tighten/relax slightly over time, so please allow for minor variations on any chest sizes below up to 2.5cm. If you are unsure of which size you might be, or can't decide between two sizes, we suggest taking the measurements shown on the image below on a T-shirt that fits you well, and due to the European style fit, always err on the side of a slightly larger T-shirt if you're unsure!

MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
2X-Small 43.5 64 19
X-Small 46 66 19.5
Small 49 69 20.5
Medium 52 72 21.5
Large 55 74 22.5
XL 58 76 22.5
2XL 61 78 23.5
3XL 64 80 24.5
4XL 69 82 24.5
5XL 74 84 25

WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
X-Small 42 62 16
Small 44.5 64 16
Medium 47.5 66 17
Large 50.5 68 17
XL 53.5 69 18
2XL 56.5 69 18

CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
3-4 Yrs 33 42 11.5
5-6 Yrs 35 46 12.5
7-8 Yrs 37 51.5 14.5
9-11 Yrs 41 57.5 16.5
12-14 Yrs 44 62.5 18.5

SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING

SHIRT SIZE TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) 
XS 34
S 36
M 40
L 44
XL 48
XXL 52
3XL 56
4XL 60
5XL 62