I’m Not Easily Distracted I’m Open to Side Quests T-shirt

There is a difference (and it is an important one) between being easily distracted and being genuinely, enthusiastically open to wherever the day decides to go. One suggests a lack of focus. The other is simply an adventurous approach to time management.

The “I’m Not Easily Distracted / I’m Open to Side Quests” T-shirt is for the person who sat down to do something important and ended up three hours later having learned about the history of competitive cheese-rolling, reorganised the kitchen cupboards, and started a new hobby. The design states the case plainly: bold type insisting on the former, cursive gently clarifying the latter.

A perfect funny T-shirt for anyone who considers a to-do list more of a loose suggestion, and whose greatest achievements have almost all been accidental. Printed in the UK on 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, shipped in compostable packaging, with free UK delivery. Assuming they remember to place the order.

About our I’m Not Easily Distracted I’m Open to Side Quests T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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