I’m Tired and Everything Hurts T-shirt


I’m tired and everything hurts. If that’s becoming your general status, save time in letting everyone know with this helpful T-shirt! Also available on a hoodie! Full size guide below.

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I’m Tired and Everything Hurts T-shirt

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I’m tired and everything hurts. If that’s becoming your general status, save time in letting everyone know with this helpful T-shirt!

About our I’m Tired and Everything Hurts T-shirt

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the stylalised slogan ‘I’m Tired & Everything Hurts’

  • Medium Fit (see size guide below)
  • Single jersey.
  • Set-in sleeve.
  • 1×1 rib at neck collar.
  • Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
  • Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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Weight 0.1 kg

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22 reviews for I’m Tired and Everything Hurts T-shirt

  1. Erika (verified owner)

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  3. Sophie Ewins (verified owner)

    Tired and everything really hurts

    I gifted this to a dear friend who had a terrible accident on New Year’s eve in Wales. Happily he is now recovering but this t-shirt really says it all as to how he is feeling ! He loves it! Fast delivery.

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  4. danny (verified owner)

    Says it all

    I specifically bought this to wear “the morning after”. So when people ask me how I am I can just point to it. The sentiment is definitely appreciated and also shared. I think 2-3 other people will be buying their own…

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  5. Fergal (verified owner)

    Tired and everything hurts

    Thanks to vagaries of the Irish postal system and Customs, it took a while to arrive, but it was well worth the wait. Very well made, beautiful soft cotton fabric, crisp printing. Definitely a quality item. Very happy with it. Wifey will no doubt say I’m whinging, but I don’t care, the slogan sums me up perfectly.

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  6. Isla Burton (verified owner)

    Great stuff

    Good quality product which was as described. Fast delivery in eco-friendly packaging.

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  7. Bart Dietrich (verified owner)

    Arrived promptly and seems decent quality. This will be my new gym t-shirt: expresses perfectly how I feel about going there.

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  8. Robin A. (verified owner)

    Wonderful, she-who-must-be-obeyed actually *liked* it and has already worn it to several hospital appointments. Got nice comments from the staff as well. Best Birthday present for years.

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  9. Sarah Austin (verified owner)

    My care worker brother properly LoL’d when he unwrapped this birthday gift. A fully appreciated sentiment in top quality fabric.

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  10. Geoff Dennis (verified owner)

    Great shirt

    Super quality t shirt and a perfect fit. Plus the slogan accurately conveys my state of being!

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  11. Terence (verified owner)


    Great t shirt, good quality fabric and fit.

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  12. Claire (verified owner)

    Great service

    Good quality material, good fit – as size guide. Great service; when I asked a question re: change of delivery address and followed up to check received OK.

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  13. Steve (verified owner)

    Good quality and nice fit.

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  14. Bob Ferguson (verified owner)


    Really lovely soft, quality material.

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  15. Lynda Hanson (verified owner)

    Very pleased

    This was bought for my son. Well packed & just as shown, very pleased with it.

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  16. Sharon (verified owner)

    time saving

    Good shirt, strong enough to throttle him with though I may not have to, now he’s got the message.

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  17. Jim (verified owner)

    Great quality but order a size larger than usual. I did and it fits perfectly. Will definitely be buying from Newsthump store again.

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  18. Laurie (verified owner)

    Exactly as ordered. Prompt delivery. Had them falling about at the radiotherapy clinic.

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  19. Bruce Horton (verified owner)

    Excellent quality and excellent service

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  20. Mike Chinn (verified owner)

    A perfect t-shirt for those of us of a certain age. Plus it fits perfectly.

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  21. Ian (verified owner)

    Great T Shirt, lovely material, much admired ! Quick delivery 🙂🙂

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  22. Jon (verified owner)

    Nice quality shirt, would suggest going a size up from normal (as advised on the site to be fair). I normally order a 2XL but went for a 3XL and it fite great. Print quality was good – not the best but better than a lot of shirts I’ve bought. All in all, pretty happy with my shirt.

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All of our mens shirts follow standard sizing measurements. With width being across the chest, armpit to armpit, and the length being from the back collar to the hem. For full chest size, simply double the width for an approximate value. The majority of our shirts will have a Euro-style fit to them, this equates to them being slightly less billowing than a US-style shirt. While the majority will not notice a difference, people on the border between two sizes may feel more comfortable in the larger version. Due to the fact that we use organic natural fabrics, these can tighten/relax slightly over time, so please allow for minor variations on any chest sizes below up to 2.5cm. If you are unsure of which size you might be, or can't decide between two sizes, we suggest taking the measurements shown on the image below on a T-shirt that fits you well, and due to the European style fit, always err on the side of a slightly larger T-shirt if you're unsure!


2X-Small 43.5 64 19
X-Small 46 66 19.5
Small 49 69 20.5
Medium 52 72 21.5
Large 55 74 22.5
XL 58 76 22.5
2XL 61 78 23.5
3XL 64 80 24.5
4XL 69 82 24.5
5XL 74 84 25


X-Small 42 62 16
Small 44.5 64 16
Medium 47.5 66 17
Large 50.5 68 17
XL 53.5 69 18
2XL 56.5 69 18


3-4 Yrs 33 42 11.5
5-6 Yrs 35 46 12.5
7-8 Yrs 37 51.5 14.5
9-11 Yrs 41 57.5 16.5
12-14 Yrs 44 62.5 18.5


XS 34
S 36
M 40
L 44
XL 48
XXL 52
3XL 56
4XL 60
5XL 62