Have you ever found yourself thirsty and thought “I could really do with a refreshing glass of liquid chemtrails?” Maybe with extra Dihydrogen Monoxide? Well good news, this bottle will allow you to keep half a litre at your finger tips.  Top tip, in some areas, you can even get liquid chemtrails free from the tap!

About our Liquid Chemtrails 500ml Bottle

• 500ml capacity.
• Stainless steel.
• Leak-proof.
• Double walled.
• Suitable for hot and cold liquids.
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

As with all our products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you using it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this water bottle with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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