Politics in the UK is mess, and the obvious solution is to put the most trusted man in the country in charge. And that man is David Attenborough. Yes, it’s time to Make Attenborough Prime Minister. Get the T-shirt and show your support!
David Attenborough has been a national treasure for decades. There is no more trustworthy person to lead us into the next decade. The fact that he probably doesn’t want the job makes it all the more important we give it him.
When the choice before the nation is either Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn, what choice is that? Is it any surprise people would prefer Attenborough was put in charge? It wouldn’t matter how bad things got, because, with that voice, we’d all remain calm regardless of what he told us.
Brexit is going badly? No problem David, tell us more. We’re being invaded by America? That’s lovely, thank you for telling us, David. Look, if we make Attenborough prime minister, things might not go perfectly. But they could hardly we worse, and we’d actually quite like listening to our politicians, which would make a refreshing change.
Overall we believe there is very little that could go wrong if we make Attenborough Prime Minister. Trust us, we know what we’re talking about – we’ve seen all of his programmes.
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