Christmas is coming and what better to demonstrate your adherence to society’s demand for a Christmas jumper than with this ‘Now I have a machine gun’ sweatshirt. This is allowed because Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and anyone who says otherwise is definitely wrong. Please check the size guide below.

About our Now I have a machine gun Sweatshirt

• Drop shoulder style.
• Stylish fit.
• Soft cotton faced fabric.
• Taped neck.
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
• Twin needle stitching.
• WRAP Certified Production.

Weight: 280 gsm

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please do check the size guide before ordering your item – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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