You never mess with the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati – a lesson Suella Braverman learned a little too late. Let everyone know you’re a member of this all-powerful organisation with this Member of the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati T-shirt
About this Member of the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the words, Member of the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati, in a bold white font on the background T-shirt colour of your choice.
- Medium Fit (see size guide below)
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
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dinahj (verified owner) –
Birthday gift for sister who thought it was ‘absolutely brilliant ‘… She will wear with pride, as she lives opposite a conservative MP….
Patricia Shaw (verified owner) –
Love the slogan, love the tee shirt.
Unfortunately, as I live in France it will almost certainly go unnoticed but it makes me happy.
(Unlike the 13€ tax I had to pay on delivery. Brexit bollocks.)
Lee Lewell (verified owner) –
I mean it wasn’t expensive at £20, so I wasn’t expecting much, but it is actually good quality.
Fits very well
Well done Newsthump
Dean Tillbrook (verified owner) –
Now I can wear my T-Shirt with pride at the local office of the Conservative club. Well, not inside obviously, they banned me and got that restraining order from the court. But I can sit in the Starbucks only 5 miles away and really annoy them.
Lovely T-Shirt and a nice fit.