Football not Farage T-shirt

Patriotism over Nationalism. Symbolism over Jingoism. It’s time to reclaim England’s flag from the frog-faced moron herder and his ill-informed army of malcontents.

The Football not Farage T-shirt places the St George’s cross back where it belongs — on the chest of someone who remembers that the flag spent most of its recent history being waved by footballers, not by men on a Reform party poster looking concerned about things. The design features the cross on the left chest, with the words “Football not Farage” running through the horizontal bar of the red cross, where they sit considerably more comfortably than Nigel does at a World Cup.

For anyone who thinks England deserves better than to have its national symbol permanently associated with a man who has lost seven general elections and still considers himself a winner.

Printed in the UK on 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, with free UK delivery and compostable packaging. Because some things are worth fighting for.

About our Football not Farage T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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