*UPDATED* A Cabinet of Arseholes T-Shirt
£25.00
- Free UK delivery
- Printed in the UK
- 100% organic cotton
- Ethically made
Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
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UPDATED 30th OCTOBER 2024! After the new government’s first budget, and a raft of unpopular policies and decisions, it’s becoming increasingly obvious that this government too, is run by another cabinet choc-full of arseholes. As you can clearly see on this Cabinet of Arseholes T-shirt!!
Size & fit
Medium fit. Most people take their usual size. Between sizes? Go up one: our T-shirts have a European fit, slightly closer than US styles.
How to measure
Lay a T-shirt that fits you well flat and measure:
- AChest: straight across, 2.5 cm below the armholes
- BLength: top of the shoulder, by the collar, to the hem
- CSleeve: shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve
| Size | AChest | BLength | CSleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 47 cm18.5 in | 65 cm25.5 in | 21 cm8.5 in |
| S | 49 cm19.5 in | 69 cm27 in | 22.5 cm9 in |
| M | 53 cm21 in | 73 cm28.5 in | 24 cm9.5 in |
| L | 56 cm22 in | 75 cm29.5 in | 24.5 cm9.5 in |
| XL | 59 cm23 in | 77 cm30.5 in | 25 cm10 in |
| XXL | 63 cm25 in | 79 cm31 in | 25.5 cm10 in |
| 3XL | 67 cm26.5 in | 81 cm32 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 4XL | 72 cm28.5 in | 83 cm32.5 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 5XL | 77 cm30.5 in | 84 cm33 in | 26 cm10 in |
Chest (A) is measured flat, so double it for your full chest size. Organic cotton can relax or tighten slightly over time, by up to 2.5 cm.
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery. Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
Not completely happy? We have a no-quibble returns policy. Returns information
How it's made
- 100% organic cotton, made by Stanley/Stella, a Fair Wear member brand
- Printed in the UK with water-based OEKO-TEX inks
- Shipped in compostable, recyclable packaging
- Store powered by 100% renewable energy
- We plant more trees for every five T-shirts sold
UPDATED 30th OCTOBER 2024! After the new government’s first budget, and a raft of unpopular policies and decisions, it’s becoming increasingly obvious that this government too, is run by another cabinet choc-full of arseholes. As you can clearly see on this Cabinet of Arseholes T-shirt!
About our ‘Cabinet of Arseholes’ T-shirts
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the word ‘arseholes’ running through the names of the current cabinet in a bold font.
- Medium fit.
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure on which size is right for you, please check the size guide.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, you can get in touch so we can arrange a replacement or a refund – but if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it and we’ll send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification, or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
20 reviews for *UPDATED* A Cabinet of Arseholes T-Shirt
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches)Â | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
jonathan adams (verified owner) –
A good quality shirt with a humorous political slogan. I’ll have one of those! Top it off with eco friendly packaging with no plastic, oh and very easy to check out and pay with the phone and you have yourself a bargain.
Nick Hall (verified owner) –
Thanks for sending the updated cabinet Ts. Great product delivered on time.
Jacqueline Conway (verified owner) –
What a great T-shirt ? I like being able to clearly state who is responsible for the s**t show in Westminster right now. Friends thought it was funny, too.
ArteonTAG (verified owner) –
Design is great, but XL is too narrow. The only XLs that never fit me are ones I’ve bought online.
Richard –
Hi Arteon, you can always exchange it for another size, but please do check the size guide – we try to be as transparent as possible, but there is no consistent size for “XL” which is why we give the actual measurements for each size so you can be confident in your sizing decision, thanks!
markwallace1 (verified owner) –
Love the T Shirt
sockdolager (verified owner) –
Excellent service and a good quality shirt.
Bangla (verified owner) –
Not sure I should really be wearing a t-shirt with those arseholes’ names on it!
Ron Ingram (verified owner) –
Very topical political message that rings very true given the current Cabinet. Quality is great and this is the third t-shirt I’ve purchased.
David Cook (verified owner) –
Love it! Feels like a good T. Print looks good and in the right place. Looking forward to wearing it out
Lindy (verified owner) –
Good quality item and expresses our feelings to a ‘T’.
Graham (verified owner) –
Looks great, but very small for a 4XL. I would recommend buying a size up if you’re a fat lad.
Soo Venour –
good quality and perfect sentiment
Joanne Brownsword (verified owner) –
Great t shirt. Says exactly how I feel. Bought it as a gift for my husband and he loves it
William Shelley (verified owner) –
It just arrived today and I’m looking forward to wearing it with pride as I dine out tomorrow – and let everyone know what I think of the UK government. Thank you.
Kevin (verified owner) –
Nice t-shirt good design however shipping could be faster
Tim (verified owner) –
Great shirt…wearing it to wind up the BJ brigade. I would buy from this company again.
Rockerq (verified owner) –
Excellent shirt. Hoping it will soon become obselete…
Jon (verified owner) –
Great graphics, which are totally truthful obviously, and a great fit, as well as being made from good cloth too.
Bruce Holland –
Given my cast of mind, how could I resists buying this t-shirt. Delivery was as promised, and when unpacked the t-shirt was undamaged, having been robustly packed.
Within 48 hours a mugshot which my wife took of me wearing it was posted on Facebook, and this attracted a lot of attention. One friend wanted to know where I got it from.
All in all a great success. Well done Newsthump!
Dave Fowler –
Great T-shirt, size guide was spot on and quality is very good. It’s definitely raised a few smiles from people who’ve read it while I’ve been wearing it!