I’m Tired & Everything Hurts Tote Bag

“How are you?” is a perfectly polite question, and the honest answer is now printed on the side of the I’m Tired and Everything Hurts Tote Bag.

Our T-shirt version has spent years answering it on our customers’ behalf. Reviewers have worn it to the gym, to hospital appointments and to work the morning after, and say they simply point at it and carry on walking. The tote bag does the same job, with handles.

The design is the slogan, nothing more: “I’m Tired & Everything Hurts”, in stylised lettering, saving you a conversation you didn’t have the energy for anyway.

It’s a funny gift tote bag for new parents, shift workers, anyone recovering from something, and everyone over forty who has made a noise standing up.

Made from high quality 300gsm canvas, printed in the UK, and with free UK delivery. Light enough to carry, which is honestly about all we can manage today.

About our I’m Tired & Everything Hurts Tote Bag

Material: 300 GSM Canvas made from 80% brushed high-quality cotton and 20% recycled polyester.

• FairWare-certified cotton.
• Premium heavyweight fabric.
• Carry/shoulder straps (65cm long).
• Dimensions:  37 x 39 cm

Weight: 300 gsm

As with all our t-shirts and other products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

More funny and satirical products from NewsThump

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