Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati Tote Bag

It was meant as an insult. It turned out to be a fairly accurate description of a perfectly pleasant Saturday, so the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati Tote Bag carries it with pride.

Reading a newspaper, eating the occasional vegetable and being kind to people has somehow become a charge sheet in certain corners of public life. The people levelling it rarely say which part they object to. The reading, presumably.

The design states your membership plainly, in words big enough to be read across a farmers’ market and small enough not to start an argument in the queue.

It’s a political tote bag for anyone who has been called woke and taken it as a compliment.

Made from high quality 300gsm canvas, printed in the UK with water-based inks, and with free UK delivery. Room inside for a newspaper, a block of tofu, and very little guilt.

About our Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati Tote Bag

Material: 300 GSM Canvas made from 80% brushed high-quality cotton and 20% recycled polyester.

• FairWare-certified cotton.
• Premium heavyweight fabric.
• Carry/shoulder straps (65cm long).
• Dimensions:  37 x 39 cm

Weight: 300 gsm

As with all our t-shirts and other products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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