Grand Theft Tory, a thrilling ride-along adventure that involves multi-million-pound backroom deals for PPE, illicitly acquired yachts, illegal parties and completely unnecessary rhetoric and violence against the vulnerable. Grand Theft Tory is the greatest game in the entire Grand Theft franchise.
About our Grand Theft Tory Tote Bag
Material: 100% organic brushed high-quality cotton canvas.
- Control Union certified cotton.
- Premium heavyweight fabric.
- Carry/shoulder straps (63cm long).
- Dimensions: 38 x 41 cm
Weight: 407 gsm
As with all our t-shirts and other products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
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