NewsThump Christmas Gift Guide 2026
Funny Secret Santa Gifts
For the colleague you’ve spoken to twice, on a budget someone else decided.
FREE UK delivery · Order by 17th December
Our funny Secret Santa gifts are satirical mugs and notebooks that are ideal for work, and every one is £15 or less: mugs are £15 and notebooks from £10.99. Most are safe for the office; one section very much isn’t, and it’s clearly labelled. And with FREE UK delivery, there’s no postage to blow the budget.
Office party coming up? Order at least a week before the big day, and by Thursday 17th December at the latest.
Safe for the office
Passive-aggressive enough to be funny. Not quite enough for a disciplinary.
Per My Last Email and This Meeting Should Have Been an Email mugs, plus the Office-Based Miracles and Meetings That Should Have Been Emails notebooks. Mugs £15, notebooks £13.99, all with FREE UK delivery.
£12.50
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Price range: £13.99 through £18.99
For the colleague you actually like
Proper comedy, for someone who’ll get the reference.
HappyToast’s Eric and Ernie, Morecambe and Wise Stripper and Four Candles mugs, plus Father Dougal for Pope. £15 each, with FREE UK delivery.
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For the office pedant
They’ll correct the label on this gift. Let them.
The Grammar Police notebook and mug, the Evidence-Based Science mug and The Procrastination Society mug. From £13.99, with FREE UK delivery.
£12.50
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£12.50
If you know how they vote
Only for colleagues whose politics you’re absolutely certain about.
The Greatest Achievements of Prime Minister Liz Truss (a completely blank notebook), the I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter mug, the Guardian-Reading Tofu-Eating Wokerati mug and the Mr Bullshit Trump mug. From £10.99, with FREE UK delivery.
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Price range: £10.99 through £13.99
£12.50
Not one for HR
Strictly for the colleague who swears more than you do. Check before you wrap.
The dry-wipe Swearword Word Search mug, Surrounded by a Sea of Twats, Coffee (Because Amphetamines Are Frowned Upon) and When Lionesses Roar. £15 each, with FREE UK delivery.
Secret Santa questions
What is a good funny Secret Santa gift for work?
Something that’s funny but safe for the office, such as the Per My Last Email mug or the Meetings That Should Have Been Emails notebook. Everyone who has sat through a pointless meeting will get the joke.
What Secret Santa gifts can I get for under £15?
Everything on this page is £15 or less. Mugs are £15, notebooks are £13.99, and the Liz Truss notebook is £10.99. UK delivery is free, so the price you see is the price you pay.
Do you have anything under £10?
Our cheapest gift is the £10.99 Liz Truss notebook. With free UK delivery it often works out cheaper than a £10 gift plus postage elsewhere.
Can I send it straight to the recipient?
Yes. Just enter their address as the delivery address at checkout.
When should I order for an office Christmas party?
At least a week before the party. Everything is made to order, and the last order date for UK delivery before Christmas is Thursday 17th December.
Is UK delivery free?
Yes. Every order is delivered free to UK addresses, even a single mug.
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Updated 29 October 2026