NewsThump Christmas Gift Guide 2026
Funny Political T-shirts and Gifts
For the one who shouts at the news, and would like something to point at instead of the television.
FREE UK delivery · Order by 17th December
Our funny political T-shirts and mugs are satirical gifts for people who follow the news closely and enjoy it less every year, from Reform and Farage to the Gulf of Mexico. T-shirts are £25, printed in the UK on 100% organic cotton, and mugs are £15. And if you’re in the UK, we deliver it for FREE!
Ordering for Christmas? Order by Thursday 17th December!
Political best sellers
The four T-shirts most likely to start an argument at Christmas lunch. In a good way.
For anyone who has had quite enough of Nigel Farage
A thoughtful gift for the relative who has been describing Clacton as “a warning” since 2024.
Reform and Farage T-shirts: I Think Therefore I Am (Not a Reform Voter), Evolution of a Reform Voter, Farage Bums Swans and Football Not Farage. £25 each, with FREE UK delivery.
For people who watch American news through their fingers
It’s not our country, but we’ve all got to live on the same planet as it.
Gulf of Mexico (Since 1550), Lake Ontario Est 1639, the Statue of Liberty with her head in her hands, and the Mr Bullshit Trump mug. T-shirts £25, mug £15, all with FREE UK delivery.
For the quietly furious
Polite, British and absolutely not having it.
I’m Anti-Fascist (Just Like Our Grandparents), Punching Nazis Is Always Cool, Plasticine Action (£5 from every sale goes to the British Red Cross Gaza Crisis Appeal) and Conspiracy Theories. £25 each, with FREE UK delivery.
Political mugs under £20
For the morning news, held at a safe distance.
I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter, Evolution of a Reform Voter, Britain Is Full and the Guardian-Reading Tofu-Eating Wokerati mug. £15 each, with FREE UK delivery, and they fit nicely in a stocking.
Political gift questions
What is a good gift for someone who loves politics?
A funny political T-shirt or mug works well, especially one aimed at the people they shout about. Our political T-shirts are £25, mugs are £15, and UK delivery is free.
What are the T-shirts made from?
100% organic cotton, printed to order here in the UK.
Is UK delivery free?
Yes. Every order is delivered free to UK addresses, including a single mug.
When do I need to order for Christmas delivery?
Order by 17th December for UK delivery. Everything is printed to order in the UK, so orders after this are unlikely to reach you before Christmas.
What sizes are available?
Our T-shirts range from extra-small (XS) up to 3XL in all colours, with a select number of colours going up to 5XL. The size guide on each product page (or in the page footer below this FAQ) will give you more details and some exact measurements for each size option.
Will these T-shirts offend anyone?
Only the people they’re aimed at, which is rather the point. If you’re buying for a relative with different views, we’d suggest the Die Hard jumper instead.
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Updated 28 October 2026