NewsThump Christmas Gift Guide 2026
Funny Christmas Gift Guide 2026
Official guidance on what to buy the people you love, tolerate, or are related to.
FREE UK delivery · Order by 17th December
Following extensive consultation, NewsThump has issued official guidance on Christmas gifts for 2026. Under the new rules, socks are permitted only as a last resort, scented candles must be accompanied by a written apology, and anyone giving a “novelty” gift must ensure it is actually funny.
This guide brings together our funniest Christmas gifts for adults: satirical T-shirts, Christmas jumpers, hoodies, mugs and notebooks, from £10.99 to £45, with FREE UK delivery on every order. Pick the person you’re buying for below.
Christmas delivery
Last order date for UK Christmas delivery: Thursday 17th December.
FREE UK delivery on every order, however small. Our T-shirts, Christmas jumpers and hoodies are printed to order here in the UK.
For people legally required to wear a Christmas jumper
Technically festive. Emotionally elsewhere.
Funny Christmas jumpers, from Die Hard in-jokes to personalised “goodwill to all men (except…)” designs. £35 each.
For the one who shouts at the news
Gives them something to point at instead of the television.
Funny political T-shirts and mugs, from Reform and Farage to the Gulf of Mexico. T-shirts £25, mugs £15.
For people who think television peaked in 1978
Dad will already be doing the voices.
Classic British comedy T-shirts and mugs: Morecambe and Wise, Blackadder, Father Ted, Only Fools and Horses and Monty Python. T-shirts £25, mugs £15.
For dads and other professional pessimists
For anyone who makes a noise when they sit down.
Funny gifts for dads, grandads and anyone raised in the last century, including personalised birth year gifts. T-shirts £25, hoodies £45.
Stocking fillers under £20
Small, affordable and passive-aggressive. Like the best relatives.
Funny mugs and notebooks for Secret Santa, colleagues and stockings. Mugs £15, notebooks from £10.99.
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Price range: £10.99 through £13.99
For the colleague you've spoken to twice
On a budget someone else decided.
Funny Secret Santa gifts for work, all £15 or under: office mugs and notebooks, comedy mugs and gifts for the office pedant.
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Price range: £13.99 through £18.99
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Christmas gift questions
What are good funny Christmas gifts for adults in the UK?
Satirical T-shirts, Christmas jumpers, mugs and notebooks that suit the person’s sense of humour. Our most popular gifts are Die Hard Christmas jumpers, classic British comedy T-shirts, political T-shirts and funny mugs.
How much do NewsThump gifts cost?
Notebooks start at £10.99, mugs are £15, T-shirts £25, Christmas jumpers £35 and hoodies £45. UK delivery is free on every order.
What is the last order date for Christmas?
Order by Thursday 17th December for UK delivery before Christmas. Everything is made to order, so later orders are unlikely to arrive in time.
Is UK delivery free?
Yes. Every order is delivered free to UK addresses, even a single mug.
Are your products made in the UK?
Our T-shirts, Christmas jumpers and hoodies are printed to order here in the UK. T-shirts are 100% organic cotton; jumpers are 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
Who is NewsThump?
NewsThump is a UK satirical news website, and this is its official shop. Every design comes from the same people who write the headlines.
Updated 28 October 2026