99 Problems Ice-cream T-shirt

Britain has spent decades perfecting the 99. A soft-serve cone, a Cadbury Flake, and the unspoken agreement that you will eat it faster than it melts. The agreement, inevitably, is broken every time.

The 99 Problems Ice-cream T-shirt captures the eternal British summer experience: the queue, the optimism, the moment the whole thing starts listing to one side in twenty-six-degree heat and there’s nothing to be done about it. The design features a melting 99 in full structural crisis, Flake stubbornly intact, alongside the words “99 problems” in suitably stylised text. Because you chose the ice cream. You knew the risks.

For anyone who has ever sprinted for a bin while wearing white.

Printed in the UK on 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, shipped in compostable packaging, with free UK delivery. The T-shirt, at least, will not melt.

About our 99 Problems Ice-cream T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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