Another summer. Another succession of record-breaking temperatures. Another afternoon in a beer garden that started as “just a quick one” and ended somewhere around the third heatwave warning.
The Beer Garden Survivor T-shirt is for anyone who has sat outside in thirty-degree heat, pint in hand, watching the pavement shimmer, and thought: “I’m fine. This is fine”. The design features a beer garden picnic table and umbrella alongside the words “Beer Garden Survivor. Another round, another record”, which accurately describes both the drinking and the climate.
For the person who treats the Met Office’s heat health alerts as a rough guide to socialising hours.
Printed in the UK on 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, shipped in compostable packaging, with free UK delivery. Stay hydrated. Mostly.
About our Beer Garden Survivor T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton featuring a beer garden picnic table and umbrella with the words ‘Beer Garden Survivor – another round, another record’
- Medium Fit (see size guide below)
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
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