Closed minds should come with closed mouths T-shirt

There is a law of nature nobody has bothered to write down: the narrower the mind, the louder the mouth. Our Closed minds should come with closed mouths T-shirt simply proposes a sensible bit of matching.

You will have met the type. They have not read the article, the report or the room, but they have an opinion, and it arrives at full volume, usually in the pub, the comments section or the family WhatsApp group. Certainty, it turns out, is inversely proportional to information, and the volume rises to make up the difference.

The design keeps things blunt: CLOSED in bold orange, MINDS and MOUTHS in white, joined by a bracket and a quietly reasonable suggestion in the middle. It reads clearly from across a room, which is more than can be said for the people it describes.

A funny slogan T-shirt for the open-minded, the long-suffering, and anyone who has ever lost an argument to sheer volume.

Made from 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, printed in the UK with water-based inks, with free UK delivery. Wear it in silence. The point makes itself.

About our Closed minds should come with closed mouths T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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