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If you’re reading this T-Shirt the wifi here must be shit
We’ve all been there, at that place with the crappy wifi where you’re forced to read something other than your phone, or heaven forbid, talk to another human being. Let the poor people forced to read your t-shirt know that you’re fully aware they’re only doing so because the wifi is shit, and they have no other choice.
We’ve all been there, at that place with the crappy wifi where you’re forced to read something other than your phone, or heaven forbid, talk to another human being. Let the poor people forced to read your t-shirt know that you’re fully aware they’re only doing so because the wifi is shit, and they have no other choice.
MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 43.5 | 64 | 19 | |
| X-Small | 46 | 66 | 19.5 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 20.5 | |
| Medium | 52 | 72 | 21.5 | |
| Large | 55 | 74 | 22.5 | |
| XL | 58 | 76 | 22.5 | |
| 2XL | 61 | 78 | 23.5 | |
| 3XL | 64 | 80 | 24.5 | |
| 4XL | 69 | 82 | 24.5 | |
| 5XL | 74 | 84 | 25 |
WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches)Â | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |