Jesus Riding a Dinosaur T-shirt

Historians have long debated the exact mode of transport Jesus used to reach the pyramids. New evidence suggests it was a T-Rex, and that there was a UFO involved, which frankly explains a lot.

The Jesus Riding a Dinosaur T-shirt is for anyone who has ever looked at the overlap between creationism, ancient alien theory, and organised religion and thought: “Someone should put this on a shirt.” Someone has. That someone is NewsThump.

The design depicts Jesus, serene, sandalled, presumably blessing things, atop a full-sized T-Rex, the pyramids rising behind them, and a UFO hovering in the sky above. It’s the kind of image that could be a medieval fresco if medieval artists had really committed to the bit.

For the discerning wearer who finds conventional religious iconography a bit too theologically coherent.

About our Jesus Riding a Dinosaur T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

More funny and satirical T-shirts from NewsThump

If you like satirical, funny and topical T-shirts, including this Jesus Riding a Dinosaur T-shirt, then we have some good news for you. We have a range of other T-shirts available, and we’re constantly adding to the collection to release new Tees as the news breaks.  See the full collection here.

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