Science – ruining dumb people’s guesses since the 17th century T-shirt

Turns out centuries of painstaking empirical research, peer review, and reproducible evidence aren’t everyone’s idea of a good time; particularly if you had a strong feeling it was going to rain because your knee hurt.

Science has been quietly dismantling cherished nonsense since the 1600s, and it shows no sign of stopping. Flat earth, miracle cures, “I did my own research”, and more. The list of casualties is long, distinguished, and still growing. This Science T-shirt is a small, wearable tribute to the process that keeps making things awkward for people who were very confident about something they read on Facebook.

The design states it plainly: Science — ruining dumb people’s guesses since the 17th century. No footnotes necessary.

For anyone who’s ever had to sit through a confident explanation of how vaccines work from someone who has very strong opinions and a very poor grasp of statistics. A perfect funny science T-shirt for the UK’s quietly exasperated rational minority.

Printed in the UK on 100% organic cotton, shipped in compostable packaging, with free UK delivery. Because the evidence strongly supports buying one.

About our Science – ruining dumb people’s guesses since the 17th century T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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