NewsThump Christmas Gift Guide 2026
Funny Christmas Jumpers
For people legally required to wear a Christmas jumper, and determined to comply on their own terms.
FREE UK delivery · Order by 17th December
Our funny Christmas jumpers are printed sweatshirts with satirical festive slogans, from Die Hard in-jokes to personalised “goodwill to all men (except…)” designs. Every jumper is £35 and printed in the UK on sweatshirts made from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester. And if you’re in the UK, we deliver it for FREE!
Ordering for Christmas? Order by Thursday 17th December!
Christmas Jumper best sellers
The four jumpers the nation chose to be photographed in at the office party.
For anyone who insists Die Hard is a Christmas film
It is. This is no longer up for discussion, and now it’s in writing.
Four Die Hard Christmas jumpers: “Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho”, the Nakatomi Corporation Christmas Party 1988, Welcome to the Party, Pal, and Die Hard IS a Christmas Movie. All just £35 each, with FREE UK delivery.
For reluctant participants
Technically festive. Emotionally elsewhere.
Christmas jumpers for people who comply with the dress code under protest: I’m Participating (Leave Me Alone), This Is My Christmas Jumper, Merry Christmas (Even to You Arseholes) and the Grinch. £35 each, with FREE UK delivery.
For the warm, cosy and not especially well behaved
For people whose relationship with Santa is best described as “ongoing”.
The Naughty List Founding Member jumper, The North Place, the Grinch, and if you’re feeling particularly rebellious, a ‘This is my Christmas jumper’ T-shirt! All jumpers £35 each, T-shirt just £25. All with FREE UK delivery.
Goodwill to all men. Mostly.
Season’s greetings to absolutely everyone, with one clearly named exception.
Personalised Christmas jumpers: you add the football team, group, politician or anyone at all that doesn’t get any goodwill this year. Or keep it simple with the original (except the Tories). £35 each, with FREE UK delivery on all orders.
Prefer a Christmas T-shirt?
For offices with the heating on full, and people who refuse to be warm on principle.
The same festive jokes on 100% organic cotton T-shirts, £25 each, printed in the UK and delivered for free!
Christmas jumper questions
Are these knitted Christmas jumpers?
No. They’re printed sweatshirts made from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester, which in our experience is what most office Christmas jumper days actually want: warm, washable, and nothing to snag on the photocopier.
When do I need to order for Christmas delivery?
Order by 17th December for UK delivery. Every jumper is printed to order in the UK, so orders after this are unlikely to reach you before Christmas.
Is UK delivery free?
Yes. Every order is delivered free to UK addresses, including single jumpers.
Can I personalise a Christmas jumper?
Yes. The Season of Goodwill to All Men range of Christmas jumpers lets you name the football team, group, politician or organisation you’d like to leave out of your festive good wishes.
What sizes are available?
The full size guide is on each product page, but we have jumpers as small as XS, and as large as 3XL.
Is Die Hard a Christmas film?
Yes. It is set on Christmas Eve, at a Christmas party, and features both snow and the Christmas song “Let It Snow”. We accept no further correspondence on the matter.
Are they suitable for a work Christmas jumper day?
Most of them, yes. We’d suggest checking with HR before wearing Merry Christmas (Even to You Arseholes) to the team Christmas breakfast.
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Updated 28 October 2026