Evolution of a Reform Voter T-shirt
£25.00
- Free UK delivery
- Printed in the UK
- 100% organic cotton
- Ethically made
Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
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Man has evolved at an incredible rate over the last couple of million years. Well, some of them. Some seem to be going backwards. Let people know you’re not one of the less-evolved followers of divisive populist nonsense with this handy T-shirt!
Size & fit
Medium fit. Most people take their usual size. Between sizes? Go up one: our T-shirts have a European fit, slightly closer than US styles.
How to measure
Lay a T-shirt that fits you well flat and measure:
- AChest: straight across, 2.5 cm below the armholes
- BLength: top of the shoulder, by the collar, to the hem
- CSleeve: shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve
| Size | AChest | BLength | CSleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 47 cm18.5 in | 65 cm25.5 in | 21 cm8.5 in |
| S | 49 cm19.5 in | 69 cm27 in | 22.5 cm9 in |
| M | 53 cm21 in | 73 cm28.5 in | 24 cm9.5 in |
| L | 56 cm22 in | 75 cm29.5 in | 24.5 cm9.5 in |
| XL | 59 cm23 in | 77 cm30.5 in | 25 cm10 in |
| XXL | 63 cm25 in | 79 cm31 in | 25.5 cm10 in |
| 3XL | 67 cm26.5 in | 81 cm32 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 4XL | 72 cm28.5 in | 83 cm32.5 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 5XL | 77 cm30.5 in | 84 cm33 in | 26 cm10 in |
Chest (A) is measured flat, so double it for your full chest size. Organic cotton can relax or tighten slightly over time, by up to 2.5 cm.
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery. Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
Not completely happy? We have a no-quibble returns policy. Returns information
How it's made
- 100% organic cotton, made by Stanley/Stella, a Fair Wear member brand
- Printed in the UK with water-based OEKO-TEX inks
- Shipped in compostable, recyclable packaging
- Store powered by 100% renewable energy
- We plant more trees for every five T-shirts sold
Man has evolved at an incredible rate over the last couple of million years. Well, some of them. Some seem to be going backwards. Let people know you’re not one of the less-evolved followers of divisive populist nonsense with this handy T-shirt!
About our Evolution of a Reform Voter T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with a silhoutte images of the evolution of man from ape to upright man, back down to ape carrying a Reform flag.
- Medium Fit (see size guide below)
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
- May annoy low-IQ voters.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
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6 reviews for Evolution of a Reform Voter T-shirt
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
philipcjames (verified owner) –
Excellent tee-shirt design and production quality.
Why anyone should vote for the Reform Party Ltd when we see daily the damage the Far Right is doing to America under President Don Trumpeone is unfathomable but hey!
Perhaps the die-hard Reform Party voters will devolve so far they will lose their opposable thumbs and their ability to make a cross on the ballot papers…
Paul Stevens (verified owner) –
There aren’t many anti Reform t-shirts out there, so it’s a breath of fresh air to find one. Like all of Newsthumps t-shirts it’s of excellent quality and design.
My only complaint. It’s a little insulting to compare Homo Habilis to Reform voters. Homo Habilis has far better debate skills.
Kev The Poet (verified owner) –
I wore this on stage to reinforce the message that English fascism is laughable. If humour is our only weapon, let’s use it.
pete (verified owner) –
June Clark (verified owner) –
Love all News Thump merchandise
Geoff Standen (verified owner) –
I think I must have the same humour as those at NewsThump! Come what may, whilst I think the play on the well known T shirt of the evolution of man sums up the depressing state of British society it hopefully raises a smile. Even if it’s only a few people I hope it will make some reconsider their thoughts about Farage and the worrying way we appear to be becoming more and more right wing in this country.