One of the worst possible situations to find yourself in is being too sexy for your shirt. They even wrote a song about it. Let everyone know that you are the appropriate amount sexy for your current attire.
Appropriately Sexy T Shirt
Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
One of the worst possible situations to find yourself in is being too sexy for your shirt. They even wrote a song about it. Let everyone know that you are the appropriate amount sexy for your current attire.
Medium fit. Most people take their usual size. Between sizes? Go up one: our T-shirts have a European fit, slightly closer than US styles.

How to measure
Lay a T-shirt that fits you well flat and measure:
| Size | AChest | BLength | CSleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 47 cm18.5 in | 65 cm25.5 in | 21 cm8.5 in |
| S | 49 cm19.5 in | 69 cm27 in | 22.5 cm9 in |
| M | 53 cm21 in | 73 cm28.5 in | 24 cm9.5 in |
| L | 56 cm22 in | 75 cm29.5 in | 24.5 cm9.5 in |
| XL | 59 cm23 in | 77 cm30.5 in | 25 cm10 in |
| XXL | 63 cm25 in | 79 cm31 in | 25.5 cm10 in |
| 3XL | 67 cm26.5 in | 81 cm32 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 4XL | 72 cm28.5 in | 83 cm32.5 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 5XL | 77 cm30.5 in | 84 cm33 in | 26 cm10 in |
Chest (A) is measured flat, so double it for your full chest size. Organic cotton can relax or tighten slightly over time, by up to 2.5 cm.
Free UK delivery. Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
Not completely happy? We have a no-quibble returns policy. Returns information
One of the worst possible situations to find yourself in is being too sexy for your shirt. They even wrote a song about it. Let everyone know that you are the appropriate amount sexy for your current attire.
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches)Â | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |