I think therefore I am (not a Reform voter) T-shirt

Descartes settled the question of his own existence with a spot of quiet thinking. Turns out the same method rules out Reform UK too, which is roughly the argument behind our new I think therefore I am (not a Reform voter) T-shirt.

As Reform continues to position groupthink among the nation’s simpletons as some sort of radical act, it felt worth pointing out that thinking and not voting for them aren’t actually mutually exclusive; you’re allowed to do both, simultaneously, without a permit.

The design says exactly what it means: the philosopher’s original syllogism up top, the Reform UK logo underneath, doing considerably less rhetorical work than it usually gets asked to do. Simple, legible, and about as subtle as the party itself.

This one’s for anyone who’s sat through a dinner party monologue about “common sense” with their jaw clenched. Printed in the UK on 100% organic cotton, with free UK delivery, it’s a satirical political T-shirt with more integrity than the logo on it. Because some conclusions really do follow logically.

About our I think therefore I am (not a Reform voter) T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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