The patriarchy might well be the cause of many things that are wrong with the world, but not every member is at fault. After all, you don’t blame the mailroom guy for boardroom-level misbehaviour. There is no shame in admitting you’re the lowest ranking member of the Patriarchy.
About our Lowest ranking member of the patriarchy T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the phrase “Congratulation, you just found the lowest ranking member of the patriarchy”
- Medium Fit (see size guide below)
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure on which size is right for you, please check the size guide.
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