“Welcome to the Party, Pal!” Die Hard Christmas Jumper

Every office Christmas party has someone who arrives late, underdressed and shouting. On this jumper, he is the guest of honour.

No festive season is complete without the annual Die Hard rewatch, the annual row about whether it counts as a Christmas film, and somebody quoting the best line in it at the dinner table. This Welcome to the party pal jumper handles the last bit for you, at volume, all day.

The design is classic Christmas jumper territory with a twist: bold cream lettering with a red drop shadow, a scattering of snowflakes and, in the centre, our hero John McClane in a vest and a Santa hat, bellowing through a window that has very much stopped being a window. Shards of icy blue glass fly in every direction, which is roughly how most office parties end anyway.

For anyone whose idea of a festive tradition involves a skyscraper, a lift shaft and no shoes.

Made from 80% organic ringspun combed cotton and 20% recycled polyester, brushed soft on the inside, printed in the UK with water-based inks, with free UK delivery. Considerably warmer than a vest.

About our “Welcome to the Party, Pal!” Die Hard Christmas Jumper

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Brushed Fabric.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar, sleeve hem and bottom hem.
• Flatlock topstitch on all seams.

Material Weight: 280 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our sweatshirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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