Die Hard is a Christmas Movie Christmas Jumper

Some families argue about politics at Christmas. The sensible ones argue about whether Die Hard counts as a Christmas movie. This Die Hard Christmas jumper settles the matter before anyone has finished their first mince pie.

The debate returns every December with the reliability of the King’s Speech and the tin of Quality Street with only the coconut ones left. Somebody always points out that it is set on Christmas Eve, features a Christmas party and has sleigh bells on the soundtrack. Somebody else always sulks. Wear this, and you need never say a word.

The design is a proper festive knit-style affair: pixelated lettering, snowflakes, rows of little pine trees and sprigs of holly. In the middle, where a reindeer would usually go, a tall office tower is quietly exploding while a helicopter circles. Peace on earth, goodwill to all, mostly.

For anyone who considers a skyscraper shootout a perfectly traditional part of the festive season, and has the receipts to prove it.

Made from 80% organic ringspun combed cotton and 20% recycled polyester, brushed soft on the inside, printed in the UK with water-based inks, with free UK delivery. Considerably warmer than a vest and bare feet.

About our Die Hard is a Christmas Movie Christmas Jumper

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Brushed Fabric.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar, sleeve hem and bottom hem.
• Flatlock topstitch on all seams.

Material Weight: 280 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our sweatshirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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