Funny Gifts for Dads (and Other Professional Pessimists)

The four T-shirts most likely to be worn every weekend until 2031.

Fluent in cassette, VHS and getting home when the streetlights came on.

Please Be Patient I Was Raised in the Last Century, We Will Remember Them (VHS, cassette and floppy disk), Please Be Patient I’m From the 70s, and Classically Trained, for drivers who still change their own gears. £25 each, with FREE UK delivery.

And have been explaining it to everyone ever since.

Rebel Scum Since 1977, Refusing to Trust Computers Since 1977, I Have a Bad Feeling About This, and our Star Trek parody. £25 each, with FREE UK delivery.

Expecting the worst since records began. Usually right.

Mustn’t Grumble (Will Though), My Pessimism Turned Out to Be Overoptimistic, Registering My Polite but Pointed Objection, and Hello Darkness My Old Friend. £25 each, with FREE UK delivery.

Getting up from the sofa now comes with its own sound effects.

The I’m Tired and Everything Hurts hoodie, Disappointments All of You, Just Do It Without Me, and Laughably Unprepared. Hoodie £45, T-shirts £25, all with FREE UK delivery.

Like a fine wine. Or a cheese. Either way, they’re getting on a bit.

A personalised birth year T-shirt and hoodie, a personalised Man, Myth, Legend mug, and the Please Be Patient I’m From the 1900s mug. T-shirt £25, hoodie £45, mugs £15, all with FREE UK delivery.