I’m Tired & Everything Hurts T-shirt
£25.00
- Free UK delivery
- Printed in the UK
- 100% organic cotton
- Ethically made
Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
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I’m tired and everything hurts. If that’s becoming your general status, save time in letting everyone know with this helpful T-shirt!
Size & fit
Medium fit. Most people take their usual size. Between sizes? Go up one: our T-shirts have a European fit, slightly closer than US styles.
How to measure
Lay a T-shirt that fits you well flat and measure:
- AChest: straight across, 2.5 cm below the armholes
- BLength: top of the shoulder, by the collar, to the hem
- CSleeve: shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve
| Size | AChest | BLength | CSleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 47 cm18.5 in | 65 cm25.5 in | 21 cm8.5 in |
| S | 49 cm19.5 in | 69 cm27 in | 22.5 cm9 in |
| M | 53 cm21 in | 73 cm28.5 in | 24 cm9.5 in |
| L | 56 cm22 in | 75 cm29.5 in | 24.5 cm9.5 in |
| XL | 59 cm23 in | 77 cm30.5 in | 25 cm10 in |
| XXL | 63 cm25 in | 79 cm31 in | 25.5 cm10 in |
| 3XL | 67 cm26.5 in | 81 cm32 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 4XL | 72 cm28.5 in | 83 cm32.5 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 5XL | 77 cm30.5 in | 84 cm33 in | 26 cm10 in |
Chest (A) is measured flat, so double it for your full chest size. Organic cotton can relax or tighten slightly over time, by up to 2.5 cm.
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery. Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
Not completely happy? We have a no-quibble returns policy. Returns information
How it's made
- 100% organic cotton, made by Stanley/Stella, a Fair Wear member brand
- Printed in the UK with water-based OEKO-TEX inks
- Shipped in compostable, recyclable packaging
- Store powered by 100% renewable energy
- We plant more trees for every five T-shirts sold
I’m tired and everything hurts. If that’s becoming your general status, save time in letting everyone know with this helpful T-shirt!
About our I’m Tired and Everything Hurts T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the stylalised slogan ‘I’m Tired & Everything Hurts’
- Medium Fit (see size guide below)
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
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29 reviews for I’m Tired & Everything Hurts T-shirt
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
Mike Neal (verified owner) –
Looks good, feels good. Communications excellent. I thought it was taking too to get here so I had a whine.
They replied, explaining that it wasn’t actually late. Very pleasant tone to the letter and they were right, I was confusing myself.
This for a present but it is quality material well put together, with good quality printing.
Michael (verified owner) –
graham.marsden (verified owner) –
Saw this t-shirt ages ago but recently I’ve felt tired and everything hurts. If I’m wearing it and someone asks how I am I just point to my t-shirt and walk away. Quite impressed with the fabric – feels like it could last longer than me.
Mark Ruark (verified owner) –
The sentiment was so apt that I had to purchase this T-shirt.
I’m very pleased with the quality of my T-shirt and it’s good value for money.
The delivery was very swift and I was kept up to date on it’s arrival.
Pretty happy all round
David Wakefield –
Great sentiment, great quality, great company to deal with.
Perfect. 👌🏻
Caroline Davis (verified owner) –
Bought as a gift for April so can’t rate it for fit or how it washes, but I feel confident that it will all be good.
Cindy Graham (verified owner) –
Bought for my husband after his operation and it was perfect lovely material and beautiful colour he loves it.
Erika (verified owner) –
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Sophie Ewins (verified owner) –
I gifted this to a dear friend who had a terrible accident on New Year’s eve in Wales. Happily he is now recovering but this t-shirt really says it all as to how he is feeling ! He loves it! Fast delivery.
Thanks
danny (verified owner) –
I specifically bought this to wear “the morning after”. So when people ask me how I am I can just point to it. The sentiment is definitely appreciated and also shared. I think 2-3 other people will be buying their own…
Fergal (verified owner) –
Thanks to vagaries of the Irish postal system and Customs, it took a while to arrive, but it was well worth the wait. Very well made, beautiful soft cotton fabric, crisp printing. Definitely a quality item. Very happy with it. Wifey will no doubt say I’m whinging, but I don’t care, the slogan sums me up perfectly.
Isla Burton (verified owner) –
Good quality product which was as described. Fast delivery in eco-friendly packaging.
Bart Dietrich (verified owner) –
Arrived promptly and seems decent quality. This will be my new gym t-shirt: expresses perfectly how I feel about going there.
Robin A. (verified owner) –
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Wonderful, she-who-must-be-obeyed actually *liked* it and has already worn it to several hospital appointments. Got nice comments from the staff as well. Best Birthday present for years.
Sarah Austin (verified owner) –
My care worker brother properly LoL’d when he unwrapped this birthday gift. A fully appreciated sentiment in top quality fabric.
Geoff Dennis (verified owner) –
Super quality t shirt and a perfect fit. Plus the slogan accurately conveys my state of being!
Terence (verified owner) –
Great t shirt, good quality fabric and fit.
Claire (verified owner) –
Good quality material, good fit – as size guide. Great service; when I asked a question re: change of delivery address and followed up to check received OK.
Steve (verified owner) –
Good quality and nice fit.
Bob Ferguson (verified owner) –
Really lovely soft, quality material.
Lynda Hanson (verified owner) –
This was bought for my son. Well packed & just as shown, very pleased with it.
Sharon (verified owner) –
Good shirt, strong enough to throttle him with though I may not have to, now he’s got the message.
Jim (verified owner) –
Great quality but order a size larger than usual. I did and it fits perfectly. Will definitely be buying from Newsthump store again.
Laurie (verified owner) –
Exactly as ordered. Prompt delivery. Had them falling about at the radiotherapy clinic.
Bruce Horton (verified owner) –
Excellent quality and excellent service
Mike Chinn (verified owner) –
A perfect t-shirt for those of us of a certain age. Plus it fits perfectly.
Ian (verified owner) –
Great T Shirt, lovely material, much admired ! Quick delivery ??
Jon (verified owner) –
Nice quality shirt, would suggest going a size up from normal (as advised on the site to be fair). I normally order a 2XL but went for a 3XL and it fite great. Print quality was good – not the best but better than a lot of shirts I’ve bought. All in all, pretty happy with my shirt.