I’m tired and everything hurts. If that’s becoming your general status, save time in letting everyone know with this helpful hoodie!
About our I’m Tired and Everything Hurts Hoodie
Material:Â 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester.
Weight:Â 280 gsm
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.
As with all our clothing, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this hoodie with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
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| Weight | 0.2 kg |
|---|---|
| Colour | Black, French Navy, Heather Grey, Brick Red, Dusty Blue, Earthy Green, Ink Blue |
| Size |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 43.5 | 64 | 19 | |
| X-Small | 46 | 66 | 19.5 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 20.5 | |
| Medium | 52 | 72 | 21.5 | |
| Large | 55 | 74 | 22.5 | |
| XL | 58 | 76 | 22.5 | |
| 2XL | 61 | 78 | 23.5 | |
| 3XL | 64 | 80 | 24.5 | |
| 4XL | 69 | 82 | 24.5 | |
| 5XL | 74 | 84 | 25 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches)Â | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
ktamercer (verified owner) –
Love this hoody, I wear it to martial arts class so my instructor knows what standard to expect…
True to size, really soft, seems really well made.
Deborah Manzoori (verified owner) –
Love the slogan!
Rob Masters (verified owner) –
As a man in his forties with three young kids, this was the perfect hoodie for me! Fits nicely and the print was clear.
Rob Shackleton (verified owner) –
Good quality hoodie
Willie Craig (verified owner) –
Really good quality and the slogan sums up how I feel
Peter Chapman (verified owner) –
This item was brought to my attention when I was going through a period of feeling permanently tired with lots of aches and pains. It could be fun to wear occasionally if (a) the material was better quality, and (b) the fit was better. As it is the fit is so poor that the text cannot be read when the garment is worn, only when it is on a hanger, which makes it less appealing and less fun. I would suggest the option of chest measurement to determine the size rather than the arbitrary and non-standard XL, 2XL, 3XL sizing.
Richard –
Hi Peter, thanks for the feedback. To be clear, our size guide DOES have the chest measurement. It is below every product on our site. We are well aware that no two companies have the same size as a ‘Large’ so we include chest size for all of our hoodies. With our T-shirts, we also include a few other measurements to help.
If you would like to return the hoodie for a different size, that’s not a problem (as long as you’ve only worn it to try it on). Just let us know and we’ll get that sorted for you!