The Tories 1-Star Review T-shirt
£25.00
- Free UK delivery
- Printed in the UK
- 100% organic cotton
- Ethically made
Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
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The Tories. Absolutely awful. Truly Terrible. Would not recommend. Get your 1-star Tories review T-shirt here!
Size & fit
Medium fit. Most people take their usual size. Between sizes? Go up one: our T-shirts have a European fit, slightly closer than US styles.
How to measure
Lay a T-shirt that fits you well flat and measure:
- AChest: straight across, 2.5 cm below the armholes
- BLength: top of the shoulder, by the collar, to the hem
- CSleeve: shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve
| Size | AChest | BLength | CSleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 47 cm18.5 in | 65 cm25.5 in | 21 cm8.5 in |
| S | 49 cm19.5 in | 69 cm27 in | 22.5 cm9 in |
| M | 53 cm21 in | 73 cm28.5 in | 24 cm9.5 in |
| L | 56 cm22 in | 75 cm29.5 in | 24.5 cm9.5 in |
| XL | 59 cm23 in | 77 cm30.5 in | 25 cm10 in |
| XXL | 63 cm25 in | 79 cm31 in | 25.5 cm10 in |
| 3XL | 67 cm26.5 in | 81 cm32 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 4XL | 72 cm28.5 in | 83 cm32.5 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 5XL | 77 cm30.5 in | 84 cm33 in | 26 cm10 in |
Chest (A) is measured flat, so double it for your full chest size. Organic cotton can relax or tighten slightly over time, by up to 2.5 cm.
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery. Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
Not completely happy? We have a no-quibble returns policy. Returns information
How it's made
- 100% organic cotton, made by Stanley/Stella, a Fair Wear member brand
- Printed in the UK with water-based OEKO-TEX inks
- Shipped in compostable, recyclable packaging
- Store powered by 100% renewable energy
- We plant more trees for every five T-shirts sold
The Tories. Absolutely awful. Truly Terrible. Would not recommend. Get your The Tories 1-star review T-shirt here!
About our The Tories 1-star Review T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with a Amazon-style review for the Tories, with 1-star and an awful review by 67 million people.
- Medium Fit (see size guide below)
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
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5 reviews for The Tories 1-Star Review T-shirt
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches)Â | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
Abi (verified owner) –
Great t-shirt – raised lots of smiles. Pretty good quality too. I had to chase for delivery as didn’t happen within agree timeframe which was a bit annoying but I understand they where probs overwhelmed with orders for this t-shirt!!
BobA (verified owner) –
Top quality, as always from NewsThump – but giving the Tories 1-Star is unjustifiably generous.
David S (verified owner) –
What can I say, the shirt says it all already….
David Topping (verified owner) –
Love it! To be honest I haven’t worn it yet as too cold for me still but hung over a chair and makes me laugh every time I see it.
David K Hopkins (verified owner) –
Proud to wear it when I’m doing my shopping. Some interesting glances! 5 stars for the shirt (unlike the Tories who don’t even deserve 1 star)