Grand Theft Tory T-shirt

£21.00

Grand Theft Tory, a thrilling ride-along adventure involving multi-million-pound backroom deals for useless PPE, illicitly acquired yachts, illegal parties and completely unnecessary rhetoric and violence against the vulnerable.  Grand Theft Tory is the greatest game in the entire Grand Theft franchise. Full size guide below. This design is also available on a range of other products!

All T-shirts are printed on demand and ship in 3-5 working days.
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Grand Theft Tory T-shirt

Average customer rating

4.9

From over 500 Reviews.  See them all here.

Grand Theft Tory, a thrilling ride-along adventure that involves multi-million-pound backroom deals for PPE, illicitly acquired yachts, illegal parties and completely unnecessary rhetoric and violence against the vulnerable.  Grand Theft Tory is the greatest game in the entire Grand Theft franchise.

About our Grand Theft Tory T-shirt

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with an illustration of the fictional Grand Theft Tory computer game, depicting Rishi Sunak, Boris Johnson, Michelle Mone, Liz Truss and Suella Braverman.

  • Medium Fit (see size guide below
  • Single jersey.
  • Set-in sleeve.
  • 1×1 rib at neck collar.
  • Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
  • Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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24 reviews for Grand Theft Tory T-shirt

  1. John McIrvine

    The Message

    The quality is as excellent as the message.

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  2. John (verified owner)

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  3. Laura Battles (verified owner)

    Great product

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  4. Beate Rohle (verified owner)

    All good

    Happy with my purchase. Good print quality, good fit and overall t-shirt quality.

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  5. alanashley59 (verified owner)

    Great

    Raises a few eyebrows.

    The sizes are a bit small

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  6. Mick Shotton (verified owner)

    Loved the T-Shirt

    Happy with my T-shirt, looks good. However I’d suggest if you’re looking for a loser fit maybe considering one size larger mine will be too snug if I put any weight on! However under this government, food is a luxury so no chance I’ll be putting any extra pounds on for the foreseeable.

    Helpful? 4 0
  7. Anthony (verified owner)

    Anthony

    Super .Got some tory heads rattled.Not spelling tory with a capital letter they are undeserving of grammar

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  8. Chaz Scholefield (verified owner)

    Subtle?

    Wonderfully direct message on a good quality shirt. First rate service and a reasonable price. All good.

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  9. Peter (verified owner)

    Good quality but tight sizing.

    As others have observed the make, material and print are all very good. Delivery was tracked and fairly fast. My only complaint is that the fit is a bit tight. If you are used to wearing a relaxed fit I’d recommend buying one or two sizes above your usual.

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  10. Gary Burns (verified owner)

    Perfectly pitched!

    I work in video games and I hate the Tories.
    I love my t-shirt.

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  11. mark (verified owner)

    Great Quality

    Delivery a bit slow but worth the wait. Cotton and print quality is excellent

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  12. ANDREW MACLACHLAN (verified owner)

    Good Quality

    A good quality t-shirt, which has had a few reactions, “That’s brilliant mate!” and even “Oh my hero Boris”, well never mind not every reaction can be perfect like the t-shirt.

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  13. Lavinia Millidge (verified owner)

    Great tee

    Thought I’d wear it for a hospital appointment to see what sort of a reaction I’d get. I wasn’t disappointed! The number of staff that stopped me to read it was quite remarkable!
    I’m hoping that you’ll get more orders and more people looking you up. Very satisfying.

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  14. Robert Rodgers (verified owner)

    Grand theft tory

    Ordered and recieved this brilliant piece of wearable satire within a few days. Great quality, great colour, brilliant message. I’ll be back😁🥰

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  15. Tim (verified owner)

    Great fit and one very happy customer… just the thing to west to the outdoor bowls championship!!!!!

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  16. Frank Kerr (verified owner)

    Grand Theft Tory

    I ordered and paid, and they delivered! How easy was that!!
    Oh! And the T-shirt is great quality too.

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  17. Jo (verified owner)

    Friend wanted one so had it delivered to him. Seems to be happy.

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  18. John Corrin (verified owner)

    Icebreaker

    Great T-Shirt fits well, people see it and stop to talk and ask where I got it from.

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  19. salvonamusic (verified owner)

    High quality image but sizing is off

    The print and quality of the fabric is great, my only gripe is that I purchased a 3XL (which all of my other tops are and they’re a baggy fit) and it’s too tight, I would recommend to anyone buying a top to go a size or even 2 sizes up

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  20. Spoz (verified owner)

    Great T-Shirt! Good quality and fit and pisses off the Tories … bostin!

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  21. Amanda Proud (verified owner)

    Lovely quality

    Fabulous quality & brilliant print! Very happy. Fits great 👍

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  22. Andrew Watkins (verified owner)

    Great T!

    Great T-shirt! Fits well, and feels like good quality fabric. Very happy!

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  23. Chris B (verified owner)

    My new fave Tee!

    Exactly as described, and arrived quicker than promised. The details on the front are great, and I’ve had a few people ask for a closer look already!

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  24. Joanna (verified owner)

    Love it!

    The print is crystal clear, and he loved the gift, wearing it to the supermarket this morning.  Sizing was spot on, and the fabric is really nice quality!

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All of our mens shirts follow standard sizing measurements. With width being across the chest, armpit to armpit, and the length being from the back collar to the hem. For full chest size, simply double the width for an approximate value. The majority of our shirts will have a Euro-style fit to them, this equates to them being slightly less billowing than a US-style shirt. While the majority will not notice a difference, people on the border between two sizes may feel more comfortable in the larger version. Due to the fact that we use organic natural fabrics, these can tighten/relax slightly over time, so please allow for minor variations on any chest sizes below up to 2.5cm. If you are unsure of which size you might be, or can't decide between two sizes, we suggest taking the measurements shown on the image below on a T-shirt that fits you well, and due to the European style fit, always err on the side of a slightly larger T-shirt if you're unsure!

MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
2X-Small 43.5 64 19
X-Small 46 66 19.5
Small 49 69 20.5
Medium 52 72 21.5
Large 55 74 22.5
XL 58 76 22.5
2XL 61 78 23.5
3XL 64 80 24.5
4XL 69 82 24.5
5XL 74 84 25

WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
X-Small 42 62 16
Small 44.5 64 16
Medium 47.5 66 17
Large 50.5 68 17
XL 53.5 69 18
2XL 56.5 69 18

CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
3-4 Yrs 33 42 11.5
5-6 Yrs 35 46 12.5
7-8 Yrs 37 51.5 14.5
9-11 Yrs 41 57.5 16.5
12-14 Yrs 44 62.5 18.5

SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING

SHIRT SIZE TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) 
XS 34
S 36
M 40
L 44
XL 48
XXL 52
3XL 56
4XL 60
5XL 62