Totally fine. Everything is absolutely fine. Nothing to see here except some tape.
The “All Good” T-shirt is for anyone who has ever smiled through clenched teeth, nodded along in a meeting, or replied “fine, thanks” while quietly falling apart at the seams. We’ve all been there. Some of us live there.
The design says it plainly: ALL GOOD, spelled out in strips of black gaffer tape — the universal material of emergency repairs, bodged solutions, and infrastructure held together through sheer denial. It’s subtle enough that only the perceptive will clock it immediately, which is exactly the point.
A perfect satirical T-shirt for the quietly fraying, the determinedly optimistic, or anyone who considers duct tape a personality type.
About our ALL GOOD T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the words “ALL GOOD” spelled out using black gaffer tape.
- Medium Fit (see size guide below)
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
More funny and satirical T-shirts from NewsThump
If you like satirical, funny and topical T-shirts, including this ALL GOOD Black Tape T-shirt, then we have some good news for you. We have a range of other T-shirts available, and we’re constantly adding to the collection to release new Tees as the news breaks. See the full collection here.
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