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Cabinet of Arseholes Hoodie
£40.00
UPDATED 13th NOVEMBER 2023! It’s become increasingly obvious that this government is run by another cabinet choc-full of arseholes. As you can clearly see on this Cabinet of Arseholes T-shirt! Also available in unisex T-shirts and on a mug!
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| 2 | 5% | £38.00 |
| 3-4 | 10% | £36.00 |
| 5 | 15% | £34.50 |
| 6+ | 20% | £32.00 |
All of our hoodies are 100% oeganic cotton and produced in Fair Wear Foundation certified factories.
All of our hoodies are printed right here in the UK using water-based Vegan-friendly ink.
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UPDATED 13th NOVEMBER 2023! It’s become increasingly obvious that this government is run by another cabinet choc-full of arseholes. As you can clearly see on this Cabinet of Arseholes T-shirt! Also available in unisex T-shirts women’s sizes here!
About our Laughably Unprepared Hoodie
Material: 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, with the words ‘I am laughably unprepared for whatever this is’ in the style of old-school label printer.
- Drop shoulder style.
- Soft cotton faced fabric.
- Double fabric hood with self colour drawcord.
- Front pouch pocket with small hidden opening for ear phone cord feed.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Twin needle stitching.
- WRAP Certified Production.
Weight: 280 gsm
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.
As with all our clothing, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this hoodie with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
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| Weight | 0.2 kg |
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| Colour | Black, Bottle Green, French Navy, Heather Grey, Brick Red, Ink Blue |
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
Karl Jenkins (verified owner) –
I’m not a big user of hoodies usually, but his appeared on my feed on a particularly cold day and raised a smile! It’s pretty comfortable, arrived in a week and looks exactly like the photos of the Ink Blue versions on the site. Very happy!
Kapil Juj (verified owner) –
Product ordered, delivered 8 working days later. Ordered product as delivery assured within 3-5 working days, purpose of order was to send it overseas as a present with associate travelling. Wrote to enquire as to delay inviting NT to phone to discuss. Instead received an e-mail which failed to address issue. After product delivered, sent another e-mail, no response to date – (8 days later). This is the second time an order has been late, previously was told – “order packed but not shipped….trying to find out where it is”. On that occasion gave them another chance, have ordered from them on numerous occasions , but now taking my custom elsewhere.
Richard –
Hi, Kapil; thanks for your order and your comments. For clarification, we SHIP orders in 3-5 working days. We do not DELIVER orders within 3-5 working days. Delivery time is entirely dependent on Royal Mail, or the courier selected. Your order was placed on a Saturday, and as we don’t work on Saturdays, it was shipped the following Monday, which was technically the 6th working day after your order. We did respond to your email, as you acknowledge, but there was no way for us to fix the fact that you planned to send it on to another country. Had you contacted us before placing the order to explain you needed it in your hands within 5 working days, we would have explained that was unlikely, or possibly arranged delivery direct to the recipient.
I’m sorry this hasn’t been a good experience for you, but I assure you we ship 95% of orders within 3-5 working days, and most UK deliveries occur within 24 hours after that. If someone has a fixed date they need a product by, we would always recommend them getting in touch before placing their order.