Grand Theft Tory, a thrilling ride-along adventure involving multi-million-pound backroom deals for useless PPE, illicitly acquired yachts, illegal parties and completely unnecessary rhetoric and violence against the vulnerable. Grand Theft Tory is the greatest game in the entire Grand Theft franchise, and now you can write the story in your very own Grand Theft Tory Notebook (or just use it for boring meeting notes).
About our Grand Theft Tory Notebooks
Perfect for scribbling and organising, our notebooks can be used as travel journals, event planning, and for work or school notes.
Our personalised notebooks have either a strong spiral coil binding so you can open the pages a full 360 degrees, or hardback bookbound with a wraparound premium vinyl laminated cover.
Key features of our A5 ring-bound Grand Theft Tory Notebook
- Full-colour soft cover
- 60 sheets (120 pages) of 90gsm paper
- All pages are ruled
- Handy document pocket inside back cover
- Black back cover
- Excellent print quality
Key features of our A5 hardback Grand Theft Tory Notebook
- 260gsm hardback cover
- 64 sheets (128 pages) of 90gsm paper
- A pages are lined
- Chip board construction with vinyl laminate
- Full bleed colour print on front and back
All of our notebooks are made from sustainably source wood, and are shipped in recycled cardboard boxes. They contain no animal parts, and are printed with vegan-friendly water based inks.
As with all our products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you using it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this notebooks with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
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