Grand Theft Tory T-shirt
£25.00
- Free UK delivery
- Printed in the UK
- 100% organic cotton
- Ethically made
Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
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Grand Theft Tory, a thrilling ride-along adventure involving multi-million-pound backroom deals for useless PPE, illicitly acquired yachts, illegal parties and completely unnecessary rhetoric and violence against the vulnerable. Grand Theft Tory is the greatest game in the entire Grand Theft franchise. This design is
Size & fit
Medium fit. Most people take their usual size. Between sizes? Go up one: our T-shirts have a European fit, slightly closer than US styles.
How to measure
Lay a T-shirt that fits you well flat and measure:
- AChest: straight across, 2.5 cm below the armholes
- BLength: top of the shoulder, by the collar, to the hem
- CSleeve: shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve
| Size | AChest | BLength | CSleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 47 cm18.5 in | 65 cm25.5 in | 21 cm8.5 in |
| S | 49 cm19.5 in | 69 cm27 in | 22.5 cm9 in |
| M | 53 cm21 in | 73 cm28.5 in | 24 cm9.5 in |
| L | 56 cm22 in | 75 cm29.5 in | 24.5 cm9.5 in |
| XL | 59 cm23 in | 77 cm30.5 in | 25 cm10 in |
| XXL | 63 cm25 in | 79 cm31 in | 25.5 cm10 in |
| 3XL | 67 cm26.5 in | 81 cm32 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 4XL | 72 cm28.5 in | 83 cm32.5 in | 26 cm10 in |
| 5XL | 77 cm30.5 in | 84 cm33 in | 26 cm10 in |
Chest (A) is measured flat, so double it for your full chest size. Organic cotton can relax or tighten slightly over time, by up to 2.5 cm.
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery. Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
Not completely happy? We have a no-quibble returns policy. Returns information
How it's made
- 100% organic cotton, made by Stanley/Stella, a Fair Wear member brand
- Printed in the UK with water-based OEKO-TEX inks
- Shipped in compostable, recyclable packaging
- Store powered by 100% renewable energy
- We plant more trees for every five T-shirts sold
Grand Theft Tory, a thrilling ride-along adventure that involves multi-million-pound backroom deals for PPE, illicitly acquired yachts, illegal parties and completely unnecessary rhetoric and violence against the vulnerable. Grand Theft Tory is the greatest game in the entire Grand Theft franchise.
About our Grand Theft Tory T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with an illustration of the fictional Grand Theft Tory computer game, depicting Rishi Sunak, Boris Johnson, Michelle Mone, Liz Truss and Suella Braverman.
- Medium Fit (see size guide below
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
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24 reviews for Grand Theft Tory T-shirt
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
John (verified owner) –
Laura Battles (verified owner) –
Great product
Beate Rohle (verified owner) –
Happy with my purchase. Good print quality, good fit and overall t-shirt quality.
alanashley59 (verified owner) –
Raises a few eyebrows.
The sizes are a bit small
Anthony (verified owner) –
Super .Got some tory heads rattled.Not spelling tory with a capital letter they are undeserving of grammar
Chaz Scholefield (verified owner) –
Wonderfully direct message on a good quality shirt. First rate service and a reasonable price. All good.
Gary Burns (verified owner) –
I work in video games and I hate the Tories.
I love my t-shirt.
mark (verified owner) –
Delivery a bit slow but worth the wait. Cotton and print quality is excellent
ANDREW MACLACHLAN (verified owner) –
A good quality t-shirt, which has had a few reactions, “That’s brilliant mate!” and even “Oh my hero Boris”, well never mind not every reaction can be perfect like the t-shirt.
Lavinia Millidge (verified owner) –
Thought I’d wear it for a hospital appointment to see what sort of a reaction I’d get. I wasn’t disappointed! The number of staff that stopped me to read it was quite remarkable!
I’m hoping that you’ll get more orders and more people looking you up. Very satisfying.
Robert Rodgers (verified owner) –
Ordered and recieved this brilliant piece of wearable satire within a few days. Great quality, great colour, brilliant message. I’ll be back??
Tim (verified owner) –
Great fit and one very happy customer… just the thing to west to the outdoor bowls championship!!!!!
Frank Kerr (verified owner) –
I ordered and paid, and they delivered! How easy was that!!
Oh! And the T-shirt is great quality too.
Jo (verified owner) –
Friend wanted one so had it delivered to him. Seems to be happy.
John Corrin (verified owner) –
Great T-Shirt fits well, people see it and stop to talk and ask where I got it from.
Spoz (verified owner) –
Great T-Shirt! Good quality and fit and pisses off the Tories … bostin!
Amanda Proud (verified owner) –
Fabulous quality & brilliant print! Very happy. Fits great ?
Andrew Watkins (verified owner) –
Great T-shirt! Fits well, and feels like good quality fabric. Very happy!
Chris B (verified owner) –
Exactly as described, and arrived quicker than promised. The details on the front are great, and I’ve had a few people ask for a closer look already!
Joanna (verified owner) –
The print is crystal clear, and he loved the gift, wearing it to the supermarket this morning. Sizing was spot on, and the fabric is really nice quality!