Boris is likely to win the next election, and retain his place as Prime Minister, and he’s asking people to back him. Unfortunately, the only place most people would be willing to ‘Back Boris’ is into a flaming volcano.
As social media pages begin to fill up with the ‘Back Boris’ sentiment, it’s time to speak up. Let those same people know that you’re happy to consider backing Bojo, but only with certain caveats.
Some people are happy never say “I voted Tory”, you might even be one of them. However, that doesn’t mean the idea of Bojo falling into a flaming volcano isn’t an idea that brings a smile to your face.
You can just imagine him shouting ‘Ruff rah!’ as he tumbles backwards – what joy! If you thought him dangling from a zipwire was amusing, imagine a stumble into the mouth of a volcano.
Bots from across the world will be insisting they back boris over the coming weeks, so take this opportunity to have your own say. Not online, but in the real world, in a real T-shirt!