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I’m tired and everything hurts sports top
£25.00
ETHICALLY PRODUCED | PRINTED IN THE UK | 100% ORGANIC COTTON | FREE UK DELIVERY
RATED EXCELLENT ON TRUSTPILOT 
Want to exercise while letting everyone know how much it’s hurting? Our best-selling I’m Tired & Everything hurts design is now available on a lightweight but high performing shirt that will keep you cool, dry and focused. Crafted from Neoteric™ fabric, which wicks away sweat to ensure your skin stays comfortable all day long! Size guide below.
WE PRINT ALL ORDERS ON DEMAND AND SHIP IN 3-5 WORKING DAYS
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2 tees – 5% off (£23.75 each)
3 tees – 10% off (£22.50 each)
4 tees – 15% off (£21.25 each)
5+ tees – 20% off (£20.00 each)
Ethics & Sustainability
- 100% organic cotton, Fair Wear certified
- Printed in the UK with water‑based OEKO‑TEX inks
- Shipped in compostable, recyclable packaging
- Store powered by 100% renewable energy
- We plant more trees for every five T‑shirts sold
Our best-selling I’m Tired & Everything hurts design is now available on a lightweight but high performing shirt that will keep you cool, dry and focused. Crafted from Neoteric™ fabric, which wicks away sweat to ensure your skin stays comfortable all day long! You can exercise while letting everyone know how much it’s hurting!
About our I’m Tired and Everything Hurts Sports top
- Superior durability
- UPF 30+ UV protection
- Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified production
Material: 100% Polyester
Weight: 140gsm
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
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6 reviews for I’m tired and everything hurts sports top
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
Bernie –
Loved the shirt, sums up my running style!
Impressed with the customer service. I made an error with my order and they were great at sorting it for me.
Matt Conway (verified owner) –
Loved it. Great colour and style. Perfect for running
Ian D (verified owner) –
Quality material and a great fit. Really comfortable to run in and the joke never gets old.
Darrell Holmes (verified owner) –
Great T-Shirt. Fit is spot on.
Dan Glover (verified owner) –
Bought this recently as a joke as I’m always tired and aching and it arrived quick and is really comfy but not itchy. Would recommend.
James O’Connor (verified owner) –
Really enjoy wearing this running and to the gym, it’s comfortable soft and cool. The design is great too!