Mother’s Day Wine Secret Card

Happy Mother’s Day! The secret to successfully raising children is to treat yourself to a single glass of wine each evening. As if we hadn’t noticed…

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£3.49

Funny Mother's Day Card with large wine glass
Mother’s Day Wine Secret Card

£3.49

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Happy Mother’s Day! The secret to successfully raising children is to treat yourself to a single glass of wine each evening. As if we hadn’t noticed…

About our greetings cards

  • All greetings cards are 7×5 inches (178x127mm approximately)
  • Printed on 280gsm sustainably-sourced gloss paper
  • Printed using water-based vegan-friendly inks
  • All cards are intentionally blank inside, allowing you to craft your own personalised message
  • Includes a brown craft envelope made from recycled paper
  • Packed in clear, protective biodegradable OPP bags.

As with all our products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you giving it to someone? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this card with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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All of our mens shirts follow standard sizing measurements. With width being across the chest, armpit to armpit, and the length being from the back collar to the hem. For full chest size, simply double the width for an approximate value. The majority of our shirts will have a Euro-style fit to them, this equates to them being slightly less billowing than a US-style shirt. While the majority will not notice a difference, people on the border between two sizes may feel more comfortable in the larger version. Due to the fact that we use organic natural fabrics, these can tighten/relax slightly over time, so please allow for minor variations on any chest sizes below up to 2.5cm. If you are unsure of which size you might be, or can't decide between two sizes, we suggest taking the measurements shown on the image below on a T-shirt that fits you well, and due to the European style fit, always err on the side of a slightly larger T-shirt if you're unsure!

MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
2X-Small 43.5 64 19
X-Small 46 66 19.5
Small 49 69 20.5
Medium 52 72 21.5
Large 55 74 22.5
XL 58 76 22.5
2XL 61 78 23.5
3XL 64 80 24.5
4XL 69 82 24.5
5XL 74 84 25

WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
X-Small 42 62 16
Small 44.5 64 16
Medium 47.5 66 17
Large 50.5 68 17
XL 53.5 69 18
2XL 56.5 69 18

CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
3-4 Yrs 33 42 11.5
5-6 Yrs 35 46 12.5
7-8 Yrs 37 51.5 14.5
9-11 Yrs 41 57.5 16.5
12-14 Yrs 44 62.5 18.5

SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING

SHIRT SIZE TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) 
XS 34
S 36
M 40
L 44
XL 48
XXL 52
3XL 56
4XL 60
5XL 62