£21.00
Choose a worse life. Choose no jobs. Choose a government that wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Choose Boris. Twatspotting, the T-shirt. Full size guide below. Also available as a mug.
Choose a worse life. Choose no jobs. Choose a government that wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Choose Boris. Twatspotting, the T-shirt.
About our Twatspotting T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the Trainspotting style post with Boris Johnson and Twatspotting.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
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If you like satirical, funny and topical T-shirts, including this Twatspotting T-shirt, then we have some good news for you. We have a range of other T-shirts available, and we’re constantly adding to the collection to release new Tees as the news breaks. See the full collection here.
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| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Colour | |
| Size |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 43.5 | 64 | 19 | |
| X-Small | 46 | 66 | 19.5 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 20.5 | |
| Medium | 52 | 72 | 21.5 | |
| Large | 55 | 74 | 22.5 | |
| XL | 58 | 76 | 22.5 | |
| 2XL | 61 | 78 | 23.5 | |
| 3XL | 64 | 80 | 24.5 | |
| 4XL | 69 | 82 | 24.5 | |
| 5XL | 74 | 84 | 25 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
Bob Apollo (verified owner) –
The Bogus Johnson Twatspotting T-Shirt was a perfect fit for the local Conservative Association Spring Fete. Michael Gove was so impressed with it, he shared some of his Peruvian Marching Powder with me!
Ron Ingram (verified owner) –
This is the second satirical t-shirt I’ve purchased showing great, although rude views of the present government.
Great quality garment and that phrase “funny but true” I think is very appropriate!
John Garrett (verified owner) –
I live in Boris’s constituency. So you can only imagine how much verbal abuse I get from pensioners and retards.
Jack D Clarke (verified owner) –
Love the design, feels like it captures my distain for Boris Johnson but quite appropriate for as I am a Train Spotter.
Fits well just thought the shade of green/sage was a bit off compared to the colour on the Website