The mysterious ‘dark matter’ which is believed to hold the universe together has been positively identified as coffee, astrophysicists have confirmed. And now you can enjoy it in this lovely mug!
As with all our t-shirts and other products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like your new mug, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you using it? We love to see people enjoying a drink from these.
If you share a photo we’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also, please feel free to share this mug with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy! After all, everyone likes a cup of the delicious stuff holding the universe together.
If you enjoy jokes on your drinks receptacles, then you can find our other mugs here!
And if you’ve enjoyed this mug, we have a range of other products you might like, with a number of topical and political satire T-shirts in a range of colours and designers. You can see all of our best-sellers here.
| Weight | 0.15 kg |
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| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 43.5 | 64 | 19 | |
| X-Small | 46 | 66 | 19.5 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 20.5 | |
| Medium | 52 | 72 | 21.5 | |
| Large | 55 | 74 | 22.5 | |
| XL | 58 | 76 | 22.5 | |
| 2XL | 61 | 78 | 23.5 | |
| 3XL | 64 | 80 | 24.5 | |
| 4XL | 69 | 82 | 24.5 | |
| 5XL | 74 | 84 | 25 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches)Â | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
Anne Johns (verified owner) –
Bought this to go with the Caffeinate T-shirt and matching mug, as Christmas present for a coffee addict. Witty, tough, well made, and great conversation starters for the office. Well-packed, arrived promptly, and he’ll love them!
dorothy sotelo (verified owner) –
Still chuckling abut these mugs – great motif, good quality, swift delivery.