Delicious Gammon Tears T-shirt

Barely a news cycle goes by without the Gammonati frothing themselves into a frenzy about something or other. Usually claiming something ridiculous like bananas are now ‘woke’, or that unisex toilets make people gay, or that people are being sent to prison for ‘mean tweets’. Celebrate their ongoing unhappiness with the world evolving around them with this Delicious Gammon Tears T-shirt!

About our Delicious Gammon Tears T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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If you like satirical, funny and topical T-shirts, including this Delicious Gammon Tears T-shirt, then we have some good news for you. We have a range of other T-shirts available, and we’re constantly adding to the collection to release new Tees as the news breaks.  See the full collection here.

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About our T-shirts

All of our T-shirts are 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, at a weight of 180gsm, which is higher than most T-shirts you’ll buy on the Internet. Every T-shirt is manufactured in a FairWear certified factory, ensuring everyone involved has a safe, dignified job and is fairly paid for their work.

We print every T-shirt right here in the UK using only water-based Oeko-Tex accredited inks, and we ship all orders in compostable packaging. We also plant a tree for every five T-shirts sold, ensuring we offset any carbon involved in providing these T-shirts to you!

T-shirt sizing

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering to help us reduce waste – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no-quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

All the funny and satirical T-shirts from NewsThump

If you like satirical, funny and topical T-shirts, then we have some good news for you. We are constantly adding to the collection to release new Tees as the news breaks, so you can bookmark this page and visit from time to time.

OR, you could just subscribe to our newsletter AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER BY CLICKING HERE! and we’ll email you as soon as we release something new that we think you might like! (you’ll even get 10% off your first order!)