Delicious Gammon Tears T-shirt

£25.00

ETHICALLY PRODUCED  |  PRINTED IN THE UK  |  100% ORGANIC COTTON  | FREE UK DELIVERY

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  • 100% organic cotton, Fair Wear certified
  • Printed in the UK with water‑based OEKO‑TEX inks
  • Shipped in compostable, recyclable packaging
  • Store powered by 100% renewable energy
  • We plant more trees for every five T‑shirts sold

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Barely a news cycle goes by without the Gammonati frothing themselves into a frenzy about something or other. Usually claiming something ridiculous like bananas are now ‘woke’, or that unisex toilets make people gay, or that people are being sent to prison for ‘mean tweets’. Celebrate their ongoing unhappiness with the world evolving around them with this Delicious Gammon Tears T-shirt!

About our Delicious Gammon Tears T-shirt

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with a stylised version of the Starbucks logo with a crying gammon and the words ‘Delicious Gammon Tears’.

  • Medium Fit (see size guide below)
  • Single jersey.
  • Set-in sleeve.
  • 1×1 rib at neck collar.
  • Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
  • Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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About our T-shirts

All of our T-shirts are 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, at a weight of 180gsm, which is higher than most T-shirts you’ll buy on the Internet. Every T-shirt is manufactured in a FairWear certified factory, ensuring everyone involved has a safe, dignified job and is fairly paid for their work.

We print every T-shirt right here in the UK using only water-based Oeko-Tex accredited inks, and we ship all orders in compostable packaging. We also plant a tree for every five T-shirts sold, ensuring we offset any carbon involved in providing these T-shirts to you!

T-shirt sizing

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering to help us reduce waste – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no-quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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If you like satirical, funny and topical T-shirts, then we have some good news for you. We are constantly adding to the collection to release new Tees as the news breaks, so you can bookmark this page and visit from time to time.

OR, you could just subscribe to our newsletter AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER BY CLICKING HERE! and we’ll email you as soon as we release something new that we think you might like! (you’ll even get 10% off your first order!)

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All of our mens shirts follow standard sizing measurements. With width being across the chest, armpit to armpit, and the length being from the back collar to the hem. For full chest size, simply double the width for an approximate value. The majority of our shirts will have a Euro-style fit to them, this equates to them being slightly less billowing than a US-style shirt. While the majority will not notice a difference, people on the border between two sizes may feel more comfortable in the larger version. Due to the fact that we use organic natural fabrics, these can tighten/relax slightly over time, so please allow for minor variations on any chest sizes below up to 2.5cm. If you are unsure of which size you might be, or can't decide between two sizes, we suggest taking the measurements shown on the image below on a T-shirt that fits you well, and due to the European style fit, always err on the side of a slightly larger T-shirt if you're unsure!

MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
2X-Small 45 63 20
X-Small 47 65 21
Small 49 69 22.5
Medium 53 73 24
Large 56 75 24.5
XL 59 77 25
2XL 63 79 25.5
3XL 67 81 26
4XL 72 83 26
5XL 77 84 26
WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
X-Small 42 62 16
Small 44.5 64 16
Medium 47.5 66 17
Large 50.5 68 17
XL 53.5 69 18
2XL 56.5 69 18

CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
3-4 Yrs 33 42 11.5
5-6 Yrs 35 46 12.5
7-8 Yrs 37 51.5 14.5
9-11 Yrs 41 57.5 16.5
12-14 Yrs 44 62.5 18.5

SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING

SHIRT SIZE TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) 
XS 34
S 36
M 40
L 44
XL 48
XXL 52
3XL 56
4XL 60
5XL 62

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Delicious Gammon Tears T-shirt
£25.00