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Keep Calm and Drink Gin Water bottle

Keep Calm and Drink Gin 500ml Water Bottle

(1 customer review)

£17.00

Keep Calm and Drink Gin – I mean water, this is WATER.  It’s excellent advice for anyone trying to stay healthy, even if it’s not the perfect recipe for a big Friday night.

Keep Calm and Drink Gin Water bottle
Keep Calm and Drink Gin 500ml Water Bottle

£17.00

Keep Calm and Drink Gin – I mean water, this is WATER.  It’s excellent advice for anyone trying to stay healthy, even if it’s not the perfect recipe for a big Friday night.

About our Keep Calm and Drink Gin Water bottle

  • 500ml capacity.
  • Stainless steel.
  • Leak-proof.
  • Double walled.
  • Suitable for hot and cold liquids.
  • Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

As with all our products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you using it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

Also feel free to share this water bottle with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!

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Weight 0.149 kg

1 review for Keep Calm and Drink Gin 500ml Water Bottle

  1. Graham Marsden (verified owner) –

    Keeps me calm and cool

    Great for keeping water cool in my car on my daily commute into work and everyone in the office thinks I’m really clever because “GIN” is crossed out and “water” is written next to it.

    The reason I’ve only given 4 stars is because the delivery person thought it best to open my downstairs toilet window a little more and chuck the package through it so it dropped 5ft into my toilet. Luckily I’d flushed my morning shit so the packaging just soaked up the water in the bowl.

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All of our mens shirts follow standard sizing measurements. With width being across the chest, armpit to armpit, and the length being from the back collar to the hem. For full chest size, simply double the width for an approximate value. The majority of our shirts will have a Euro-style fit to them, this equates to them being slightly less billowing than a US-style shirt. While the majority will not notice a difference, people on the border between two sizes may feel more comfortable in the larger version. Due to the fact that we use organic natural fabrics, these can tighten/relax slightly over time, so please allow for minor variations on any chest sizes below up to 2.5cm. If you are unsure of which size you might be, or can't decide between two sizes, we suggest taking the measurements shown on the image below on a T-shirt that fits you well, and due to the European style fit, always err on the side of a slightly larger T-shirt if you're unsure!

MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
2X-Small 43.5 64 19
X-Small 46 66 19.5
Small 49 69 20.5
Medium 52 72 21.5
Large 55 74 22.5
XL 58 76 22.5
2XL 61 78 23.5
3XL 64 80 24.5
4XL 69 82 24.5
5XL 74 84 25

WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
X-Small 42 62 16
Small 44.5 64 16
Medium 47.5 66 17
Large 50.5 68 17
XL 53.5 69 18
2XL 56.5 69 18

CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING

SHIRT SIZE CHEST SIZE (A) in cm LENGTH (B) in cm SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm
3-4 Yrs 33 42 11.5
5-6 Yrs 35 46 12.5
7-8 Yrs 37 51.5 14.5
9-11 Yrs 41 57.5 16.5
12-14 Yrs 44 62.5 18.5

SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING

SHIRT SIZE TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) 
XS 34
S 36
M 40
L 44
XL 48
XXL 52
3XL 56
4XL 60
5XL 62

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