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Keep Calm and Drink Gin – I mean water, this is WATER. It’s excellent advice for anyone trying to stay healthy, even if it’s not the perfect recipe for a big Friday night.
About our Keep Calm and Drink Gin Water bottle
- 500ml capacity.
- Stainless steel.
- Leak-proof.
- Double walled.
- Suitable for hot and cold liquids.
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
As with all our products, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you using it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
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| Weight | 0.149 kg |
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1 review for Keep Calm and Drink Gin 500ml Water Bottle
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 43.5 | 64 | 19 | |
| X-Small | 46 | 66 | 19.5 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 20.5 | |
| Medium | 52 | 72 | 21.5 | |
| Large | 55 | 74 | 22.5 | |
| XL | 58 | 76 | 22.5 | |
| 2XL | 61 | 78 | 23.5 | |
| 3XL | 64 | 80 | 24.5 | |
| 4XL | 69 | 82 | 24.5 | |
| 5XL | 74 | 84 | 25 |
WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches) | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
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Graham Marsden (verified owner) –
Great for keeping water cool in my car on my daily commute into work and everyone in the office thinks I’m really clever because “GIN” is crossed out and “water” is written next to it.
The reason I’ve only given 4 stars is because the delivery person thought it best to open my downstairs toilet window a little more and chuck the package through it so it dropped 5ft into my toilet. Luckily I’d flushed my morning shit so the packaging just soaked up the water in the bowl.