Social distancing is fast becoming a thing of the past, not because the guidelines have changed, just that people can’t be bothered – but if it were up to you, an adequate social distance would be measured on an astronomical scale.
About our social distancing T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with the slogan “The ideal social distance would be measured in Gigaparsecs”.
- Medium Fit (see size guide below)
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
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