Vote Count Binface T-shirt

There is, at time of writing, exactly one candidate standing against Nigel Farage in Clacton who hasn’t been implicated in an undeclared gifts scandal; and he’s from outer space.

Farage triggered this by-election himself, resigning his seat amid awkward questions about his finances, presumably confident he’d sail back in unopposed. Instead he’s facing Count Binface: rubbish-bin helmet, joke manifesto, and (according to the polls) a genuinely narrower gap than anyone actually expected. Labour, the Tories, the Lib Dems and the Greens have all declined to bother standing, which tells you everything about how seriously Westminster is taking this publicity stunt, and everything about how seriously Clacton might be taking Westminster back.

The design marks the occasion properly: a satirical political T-shirt built like a parody campaign poster, backing the Count for Parliament under the only slogan guaranteed to hold up under scrutiny: “I’m not Nigel Farage.” It’s also, handily, the one manifesto pledge in this by-election you can be entirely sure will be honoured.

For anyone who thinks the funniest candidate in British politics right now genuinely deserves the seat, or at least deserves the T-shirt.

Printed on 100% organic cotton by people who get paid properly for it, with free UK delivery and a no-quibble returns policy, because unlike some candidates, we stand by what we sell.

About our Vote Count Binface T-shirt

• Medium Fit (see size guide below)
• Single jersey.
• Set-in sleeve.
• 1×1 rib at neck collar.
• Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
• Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Material Weight: 180 gsm.

If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.  Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.

As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you!  If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).

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