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Caffeinate! Caffeinate! The perpetual cry of the Dalek seeking ever more efficient output from his human slaves.
About our Caffeinate Dalek T-shirt
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton with a picture of a Dalek holding a cup of coffee.
- Medium Fit (see size guide below
- Single jersey.
- Set-in sleeve.
- 1×1 rib at neck collar.
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric.
- Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.
Material Weight: 180 gsm.
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide. Please note, we print everything on demand, so please check the sizes before ordering – this does not affect your statutory rights.
As with all our t-shirts, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no-quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 43.5 | 64 | 19 | |
| X-Small | 46 | 66 | 19.5 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 20.5 | |
| Medium | 52 | 72 | 21.5 | |
| Large | 55 | 74 | 22.5 | |
| XL | 58 | 76 | 22.5 | |
| 2XL | 61 | 78 | 23.5 | |
| 3XL | 64 | 80 | 24.5 | |
| 4XL | 69 | 82 | 24.5 | |
| 5XL | 74 | 84 | 25 |
WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches)Â | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
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Anne Johns (verified owner) –
I’ve just bought the Caffeinate T-shirt as a Christmas present for a coffee addict. Excellent quality garment, feels lovely to the touch, good print quality, and it arrived promptly.
Then I saw (online) the matching mug, and another witty one re coffee being the dark matter holding the world together, and bought the pair. Perfect – and original!
Rufus (verified owner) –
Arrived promptly, good print on a heavy, soft to touch shirt.
Paul Wilcox (verified owner) –
I’m a big Doctor Who fan and always like a fairly unique T-shirt for conventions that no one else is gonna be wearing.
This is quite funny.
Quality of the print is good as is the shirt itself. Good that there’s larger sizes for us bigger chaps.
Other T’s designs have been funny so I might purchase others in the future.
Rob (verified owner) –
Absolutely fine