I’m Tired & Everything Hurts Hoodie
£45.00
- Free UK delivery
- Printed in the UK
- 100% organic cotton
- Ethically made
Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
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I’m tired and everything hurts. If that’s becoming your general status, save time in letting everyone know with this helpful hoodie! Full Hoodie size guide below.
Size & fit
Relaxed medium fit, unisex sizing. Most people take their usual size. Between sizes? Go up one.
How to measure
Lay a hoodie that fits you well flat and measure:
- AChest: straight across, just below the armholes
- BLength: top of the shoulder, beside the hood, to the hem
- CSleeve: shoulder seam to the end of the cuff
| Size | AChest | BLength | CSleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 53 cm21 in | 67 cm26.5 in | 60.5 cm24 in |
| S | 55 cm21.5 in | 71 cm28 in | 64.5 cm25.5 in |
| M | 59 cm23 in | 74 cm29 in | 66.5 cm26 in |
| L | 62 cm24.5 in | 76 cm30 in | 68.5 cm27 in |
| XL | 65 cm25.5 in | 78 cm30.5 in | 69 cm27 in |
| XXL | 69 cm27 in | 80 cm31.5 in | 69.5 cm27.5 in |
| 3XL | 73 cm28.5 in | 82 cm32.5 in | 69.5 cm27.5 in |
| 4XL | 78 cm30.5 in | 84 cm33 in | 69.5 cm27.5 in |
| 5XL | 83 cm32.5 in | 85 cm33.5 in | 69.5 cm27.5 in |
These are measurements of the hoodie itself. Chest (A) is measured flat, so double it for the full chest.
Delivery & returns
Free UK delivery. Printed to order in the UK and dispatched in 3–5 working days.
Christmas: order by Thursday 17 December for UK delivery.
Not completely happy? We have a no-quibble returns policy. Returns information
How it's made
- 100% organic cotton (GOTS certified), made by Stanley/Stella, a Fair Wear member brand
- Heavyweight 350 gsm, brushed soft on the inside, with a double-layered hood
- Printed in the UK with water-based, vegan-friendly inks
- Shipped in compostable, recyclable packaging
- Store powered by 100% renewable energy
- We plant more trees for every five garments sold
I’m tired and everything hurts. If that’s becoming your general status, save time in letting everyone know with this helpful hoodie!
About our I’m Tired and Everything Hurts Hoodie
Material: 100% organic cotton
- Drop shoulder style.
- Soft cotton faced fabric.
- Double fabric hood with self colour drawcord.
- Front pouch pocket with small hidden opening for ear phone cord feed.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Twin needle stitching.
- WRAP Certified Production.
Weight:Â 280 gsm
If you’re not sure about which size is right for you, please check the size guide.
As with all our clothing, if you’re not completely happy, we have a no quibble returns policy. However, if you do like it, why not tag us on social media in a photo of you wearing it? We’ll even send you a little discount code as a thank you! If we’ve missed it, just drop us an email by replying to your order notification. Or get in touch using our contact page if it was given to you (or if you snuck into our facility at night and stole it).
Also feel free to share this hoodie with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy!
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11 reviews for I’m Tired & Everything Hurts Hoodie
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MEN'S/UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 2X-Small | 45 | 63 | 20 | |
| X-Small | 47 | 65 | 21 | |
| Small | 49 | 69 | 22.5 | |
| Medium | 53 | 73 | 24 | |
| Large | 56 | 75 | 24.5 | |
| XL | 59 | 77 | 25 | |
| 2XL | 63 | 79 | 25.5 | |
| 3XL | 67 | 81 | 26 | |
| 4XL | 72 | 83 | 26 | |
| 5XL | 77 | 84 | 26 |
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| X-Small | 42 | 62 | 16 | |
| Small | 44.5 | 64 | 16 | |
| Medium | 47.5 | 66 | 17 | |
| Large | 50.5 | 68 | 17 | |
| XL | 53.5 | 69 | 18 | |
| 2XL | 56.5 | 69 | 18 |
CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | CHEST SIZE (A) in cm | LENGTH (B) in cm | SLEEVE SIZE (C) in cm | |
| 3-4 Yrs | 33 | 42 | 11.5 | |
| 5-6 Yrs | 35 | 46 | 12.5 | |
| 7-8 Yrs | 37 | 51.5 | 14.5 | |
| 9-11 Yrs | 41 | 57.5 | 16.5 | |
| 12-14 Yrs | 44 | 62.5 | 18.5 |
SWEATSHIRT / JUMPER / HOODIE SIZING
| SHIRT SIZE | TO FIT CHEST SIZE (inches)Â | |
| XS | 34 | |
| S | 36 | |
| M | 40 | |
| L | 44 | |
| XL | 48 | |
| XXL | 52 | |
| 3XL | 56 | |
| 4XL | 60 | |
| 5XL | 62 |
Matt Swayer (verified owner) –
Got my hoodie a couple of weeks ago, but forgot to review – sorry! It’s very comfortable (hadn’t expected to be able to wear it much in the summer, but it’s had some use). I ordered Earthy Green in Large, and the print was big a clear on the front. I’ve had a few smiles already, and a couple of “I could do with one of those!” comments. Very happy.
Debandrews (verified owner) –
Can’t complain at all really just what I ordered. Good sizing and quality.
Stuart Millard (verified owner) –
Excellent feel material. Bought this for a friend to use at her Yoga Silks class, she loved it. Gets the message across!
John Lewis (verified owner) –
Bought for a friend who ain’t 100%.
He loves it
DC (verified owner) –
How to exchange accurate info without having to say a word
ktamercer (verified owner) –
Love this hoody, I wear it to martial arts class so my instructor knows what standard to expect…
True to size, really soft, seems really well made.
Deborah Manzoori (verified owner) –
Love the slogan!
Rob Masters (verified owner) –
As a man in his forties with three young kids, this was the perfect hoodie for me! Fits nicely and the print was clear.
Rob Shackleton (verified owner) –
Good quality hoodie
Willie Craig (verified owner) –
Really good quality and the slogan sums up how I feel
Peter Chapman (verified owner) –
This item was brought to my attention when I was going through a period of feeling permanently tired with lots of aches and pains. It could be fun to wear occasionally if (a) the material was better quality, and (b) the fit was better. As it is the fit is so poor that the text cannot be read when the garment is worn, only when it is on a hanger, which makes it less appealing and less fun. I would suggest the option of chest measurement to determine the size rather than the arbitrary and non-standard XL, 2XL, 3XL sizing.
Richard –
Hi Peter, thanks for the feedback. To be clear, our size guide DOES have the chest measurement. It is below every product on our site. We are well aware that no two companies have the same size as a ‘Large’ so we include chest size for all of our hoodies. With our T-shirts, we also include a few other measurements to help.
If you would like to return the hoodie for a different size, that’s not a problem (as long as you’ve only worn it to try it on). Just let us know and we’ll get that sorted for you!